So, girls, you’re looking for some pick-up lines for guys that’ll help you break the ice…
No. No. Don’t be shy… we’ve all been there.
Honestly, starting a conversation is often extremely tricky, especially if you don’t have some intriguing conversation starters or pick up lines handy.
If you’re talking to a guy, for the first time, you need to make sure that your first statement is witty and humorous… that helps you secure a date or at least strike a conversation.
Wondering where you will find the “first statement”?
Don’t worry, I’ve done the work for you.
Presenting you with a comprehensive list of pick-up lines subdivided into cute, cheesy, funny, dirty and so much more. You can use the ones that work for you, and of course, on the guy, you’re hitting on. So, what are you waiting for?
Let’s dive straight in, with…
Cute pick up lines for guys
Yes, of course, you want to be sexy and charming. But often beautiful things begin with a sweet lil start. Let these cute pick up lines do that for you.
- Do you like cheese? Would you like to dip in me?
- All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.
- Hey, you have a pet dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- What’s your definition of a good weekend? WEE spending it together?
- They say heaven is the best place. No one has ever been around you.
- You are sweeter than honey. Have you been covered by bees?
- Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.
- We are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we typically belong to each other.
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
- Can you send me a pic of yours? I am missing the deck of kings in my cards…
- Wanna see a picture of the most handsome person? (Send his pic)… How’s he?
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
- Do you know what’s on the menu today? Me-N-U
- Are your parents’ bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.
- You’re so sweet. You could put Hershey’s out of business… XD.
- Are you a doctor? My heart beats faster when I see you.
- Are you a magnet? I can’t move away from you.
- Would you please not mind shaking me a bit? Cuz I’m stuck at your hotness.
Ooops! Was it too subtle? Or are you looking for something spicy?
If that’s the case, there is no way that I will let you leave, disappointed. Coming up next is a list of dirty pick up lines for you.
Dirty pick up lines for guys
Hey sweety, wanna screw deeper to test the naughty corners of your brain? Then you have knocked the absolutely correct list… the one and only list with raunchy, saucy, and steamy lines for you.
- Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- I’m unable to feel myself today. Should I feel you instead?
- Are you an onion? Because I want to remove your layers.
- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- I’m not staring at your chest. I’m staring at your heart.
- Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
- If I were the judge, I’d have sentenced you to my bed.
- I think you should cage me, because you are making me go wild.
- Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
- Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!
- Is there any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- Just get naked. Never change yourself.
- Let your upper lip be Christmas, and your lower lip be Thanksgiving, then I can come visit sometime in between.
- Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
- Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.
- I like you just how I like my chocolate: tall, dark, and strong.
- If you look that good in that shirt, you must look even better out of them.
- I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you c*m!
- You’re not a weatherman, but can I expect a few more inches tonight?
- Your bottom looks so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
Uhmm… Uhmm. Come on, now you can’t deny that it was hot! To fizzle down the temperatures a bit, we can always take the help of some humor. Can’t we? So, why not indulge in a funny list next? I am sure you’ll love it!
Funny pick up lines for guys
If a guy is laughing at your jokes or pick up lines, then that’s already a hint that he likes you.
A cheesy or funny pick-up line might not be able to light up the romance but it’ll surely make the boy laugh, and that leads straight to his heart.
So, here’s a list of hilarious pick up lines that I have hand-picked, especially for you…
- Are we, like, married now?
- Are you a bank loan? You have my interest.
- Are you French? Cos Eiffel for you.
- Did you just breathe? Because I’m blown!
- Do you believe in God? He has sent me for you.
- I’m not a mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me your contact number and watch what I can do with it.
- Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
- You must be the guy who’s going to buy me a drink.
- Your hand looks heavy. Will you let me hold it for you?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple. What do you say?
- Hey hottie, will you be my Tinderella?
- Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that tells me I should take you out.
- Two truths and a lie! Go!
- Hey, can I take a photo with you? I just want to make my friends jealous.
- I’m not an organ donor, but I’ll be glad to give my heart to you.
- Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.
- Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?
- Are you an ice cream? I wanna lick you…
- Hey, I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this (my hand) for me?
We are going great, girls! The gossip has warmed up, and I think it’s the best time to put your best face forward. How do we do that?
Just make a pick from our…
Best pick up lines for guys
Want your lines to hit him right at the spot without miss? Then, the next list will do just that for you.
Girls, all of the pick up lines under this head are handpicked, exclusively filtered and compiled just to ensure you are not served with run-of-the-mill lines.
- You sound busy. Is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
- Hey there, I’m writing an article on the best things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
- Do you think Ocean should be full of wine? I think you should be mine.
- I’m glad that I just bought life insurance. Because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- Opposites attract. Why don’t you move to the south and I to the north?
- Did you have a call from Cupid? He just gave me your heart.
- Is your name RARE? Because you are not easily found.
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
- Are you a wi-fi? I’m totally feeling a connection.
- Were you the one to invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me.
- Did you meet a genie? Okay, here I am. What are the other two wishes?
- So… when are we going to get married?
- Are you an Australian? I’m saying this because you meet all of my koalafications.
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
- I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
- I won’t say God bless you, as I see, He already did.
- Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
- I Searched for a handsome Greek God. Google showed your picture.
- Would you like Nintendo? Because Nintendo and Wii would look good together.
Hold on to rushing adrenaline ladies… it’s just the beginning!
Coming up next, we have some sassy Tinder pickup lines for all the girls who met their one-and-only on Tinder!
Tinder pick up lines for guys
Time to dive into the most famous Tinder pick up lines ever… Ofcourse, otherwise why do you think they are used on Tinder?
- What’s a perfect person like me doing without your phone number?
- Hey, I think I dropped something after seeing you. MY JAW!
- By any chance, are you Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
- Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because you’re so sexy.
- Do you smoke pot? Because we-ed look cute together.
- Would you prefer Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you – drinks this week?
- What’s the size of your heart? I am looking for a habitable estate.
- Would you mind if I followed you home? I want to follow you because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- May I rearrange the alphabet? I’d put U and I together.
- Are you from Tennessee? You’re the only ten I see.
- Do you have a watch? I need to know how much time it took for me to fall in love with you.
- This is how I’d describe you in three emojis. (Now you describe yourself in three emojis.)
- Not much of a bio, would you mind if I lightning round you a couple questions?
- Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- Don’t ask me what my type is. It’s you.
- My friends challenged me that I wouldn’t be able to impress the hottest person here. How should we spend their money?
- Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
Hey beauties, up till here it was way too easy. Guess what, it’s time for some risk-and-freak now. 😉
Ready for the challenge? Then make a pick from these freaky pick up lines and hit it HARD!
Freaky pick up lines for guys
If you’re sitting right beside the man of your dreams, there is no reason you should miss on these erotic, freaky pick up lines.
If you both share a “comfort” zone, these lines can level up the fun and add a dirty twist to it. So, let’s begin!
- Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
- Are you a supermarket sample? I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
- You’re so hot, my bottom is falling for you.
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- If I come to your home, will you ask me to get out, or get in(side) me?
- Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- Do you want to go half on a baby?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
- I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You are the six. I’ll be nine.
- Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
- I have made sure to keep a condom in my pocket ready. Shall we use it?
- Want to save water by showering together?
- Is it a haunted house? Because I want to make sure I scream loud, when I am with you.
I love those beads of sweat on your forehead… After all, that was the challenge all about. And when the discussion is heated up already, it’s time to swim through some good pick up lines that can help you strike intriguing conversations.
Good pick up lines for guys
This list of pick-up lines is not just engrossing but also thrilling, and consuming. So, if you couldn’t find your type in the above subheads, dive in to find it here.
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look lucky to me!
- Can I borrow your phone? I must call God and tell him I’ve found His missing angel.
- Do you have a heart still? Or is it missing after meeting me?
- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- You must be good at scoring. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- You’re so handsome. Can I tell that to you again next Saturday over dinner?
- I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So,I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
- Did you fall in flames? You’re looking super hot.
- Do you play soccer? But you seem to be a keeper.
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
- No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- You know what, I look really beautiful in? (In?) Your arms.
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
Told you! You’ll definitely find something GOOD among these good pick up lines. But now, it’s time to cast a witty and wise impression on your crush.
Show your wit and win their heart.
Hang on, honey. Did you think I’ll leave you all alone here, absolutely NOT! Here’s a customized list of clever pick up lines for you.
Clever pick up lines for guys
Don’t you like that weird moment of silence after you’ve thrown in the pickup line?
That’s the time when they’re still processing what you just said and craft their response to it.
It feels like they are working their brain, and it definitely makes you appear like an intelligent individual. That’s what the list is gonna do. Check it out!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I look at you again?
- What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line?
- Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.
- Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://…
- Screw me if I’m wrong, but the cats are the king of the jungle?
- Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look into your heart?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, don’t they?
- Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
- Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I’ll return it.
- Do you like raisins? What do you feel about a date?
- If I had four quarters to give to the four most wonderful men in the world, you would have a dollar by now.
- If I were to rearrange algebra, I would replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
- Hey, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to initiate?
- Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
- Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
- Are you living in a corn field? cause I’m stalking you.
- Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
- Are you the same handsome and intelligent man, my mom said she would find for me?
- I think you are suffering from a deficiency of Vitamin Me.
Was it too much for you? No problem, let me balance it with the next list of the flirty pick up lines. Yes, you heard it right… it’s time to flirt, ladies!
Flirty pick up lines for guys
We all know it: Pick up lines are MEANT to flirt!
When you’re using a pick up line, it acts as your license to flirt… No one’s gonna mind you. So just use this opportunity to the fullest, and enjoy your day.
So, use one of these and don’t forget to use your tone to add the “fun” texture.
- My mother advised me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
- I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
- You look like a challenge. I like taking challenges.
- Have I seen you before? Oh yes, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “hot”!
- I’m a pretty girl, and you’re a cute guy. Together we’d make a Pretty Cute couple.
- I am tired. Will you let me rest on you?
- Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
- You know what… you don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Are you an exam? Because I’m studying you madly.
- Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Are you an apple? I wanna take a bite of you.
- Have you got a sweet tooth? I am a chocolate!
- Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m going to get lost in your eyes.
- Are you a rose? Then I would love to smell you.
- You’re so sweet that I’m having a toothache.
- If life was a Deck of cards, you are the king of my heart.
- Is it your smile or a magnet? I can’t stop coming close to you.
- Didn’t we share a class together? I would’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Can you lock your eyes? Because I am gonna dive into them!
- If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
Wasn’t it great? Must have been! But what’s coming next is Greater… Let’s put your hands together and dive into the list of great pick up lines for guys! 😉
Jk.
Great pick up lines for guys
When I say it’s brilliant, I mean it from the depth of my heart…
This is not a list of shallow sentences with just cheap fun to it… it’s a list of pick up lines with pure value that never, NEVER fail to hit the spot.
- Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
- Are you glitter? Because you sparkle my life.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless.
- If I were a lottery, I would make sure you win.
- Are you painting, because you’ve added colors to my canvas.
- Are you a drug, your ways are addicting.
- Lemme guess, you are a burger at McDonald’s, because I’m the McGorgeous.
- We’re not socks. But we’d make a great pair.
- Think of me like a trophy. If you win, I’ll make you proud.
- Let me tie your shoelaces, cause I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine got stolen.
- You’re so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line… :!
- Are you a watch? With you I see that the time fleets fast.
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- File a complaint beforehand. Because I’m gonna steal your heart in a minute.
- Are you a kidnapper? Why did you abduct my heart then?
- Are you good at making deals? What do you think about my love?
- You are so hot that I can Instagram you without a filter.
- I am writing a love poem. Would you be my subject?
Well well, I can see the hearts melting already!
So, love birds, why don’t you take this opportunity to glide in some smooth and light conversations with the next list of…
Smooth pick up lines for guys
Hit this list of smooth pick up lines because we are right in the middle of this comprehensive list of pickup lines, and what can be a better break than the ones that glide into your partner’s like a knife glides into butter.
- Are you sky? Because my heart is flying.
- Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.
- Have you got time…? I have got the place.
- I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
- Is this autumn? Because I’m about to “fall” for you.
- If tinder was heaven, we would be a match made in heaven.
- Are you Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
- Are you a pet lover? My friends say, I’ll be an obedient pet.
- It’s gonna rain tomorrow. Do you want me to join you?
- You’ll be receiving a package soon.
- Are you a booger? I’d pick you first.
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s no one else like you on Earth.
- I was thinking of changing my relationship status… because I think I have got you.
- Don’t say I didn’t warn you, I’m a bad addiction!
- I didn’t think tinder was a good place until I met you.
- Are men that appealing in general, or are you an exception?
- You look like a puzzle, and I am great at solving them.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
Just half way through guys, and after this smooth break, what’s coming next is exciting… Any guesses? Yes, caught you there dirty minds! 😉
Sexy pick up lines for guys
Hey girl, looking like a bomb alone won’t suffice. Prep yourself with some sexy lines that would make you actually sound appealing, and who knows if you find yourself in your dream guy’s bed the next morning! 😉
Come on… the sexy lines are calling…
- Can I borrow your lips? I’ll give you mine.
- What is such a macho man like you doing without me?
- Your biceps look good. Do they need someone to feel them?
- If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?
- I’m glad that I remembered to bring my library card! Because I am checking you out.
- Are you a map? I am gonna explore you.
- Are you Atlantic? I want to get lost in you.
- Do you have a hook? Please keep me Hooked.
- You know what one should do to have handsome babies? Marry you! Simple…
- I don’t believe in planning, should we have kids?
- Apart from being attractive, what else do you do for a living?
- If being sexy was a crime, then damnnn, you’d be guilty as charged.
- Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.
- Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you.
- Idk why, but I was feeling a lil off today. When you came along, you definitely turned me on.
- I am dying to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
- Are you addicted to red wine? Because my lips are redder…
Wooo… it’s getting better. Isn’t it? And we can’t ruin the pleasure, when it is at its peak. So, keep the fun going with these…
Hot pick up lines for guys
Welcome to the list of hot pick up lines, girls.
Keep your man’s interest high while you keep walking through the hot and sexy lines…
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
- Do you wanna get a coffee? Because I like you a latte!
- Is it hot here, or is it just because of you?
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- You should have been a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
- You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously melting.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
- Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a Transformer? Because you would be Optimus Fine.
- Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
- Are you thirsty? My body is 75% water.
- Are you hungry… I’m fresh, hot and baked.
- Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
- I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?
- I forgot my perfume today, will you give me a hug?
- Are you an omelet? Because you make me egg-cited.
- What do you prefer: early morning rising on early morning arousing?
Now that was sizzling hot!
What? Do you think that pick up lines can’t stir true emotions? Well, you can’t be more wrong because the corny pick up lines is gonna shove deep into your feelings.
Corny pick up lines for guys
The corny list is all about pinning your target to his heart and being all out to achieve it because now is the right time to reveal your deep-seated emotions.
May cupid be your guide, and here you go with the lines…
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. They’ve never stood next to you.
- You know what is best here? It’s you.
- I heard heaven is peaceful. But I guess not as much as your lap…
- Can I have your picture? I will show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- Would you like to check me out? Because I’m truly a work of art.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
- Just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s absolutely right, I’ve only met you often in my dreams.
- I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.
- Who makes the morning coffee for you? Can I be the one?
- I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Would you like to be my permanent teddy bear?
- I’m not a hoarder. But I totally want to keep you forever.
- Do you have a pencil? I just want to erase your past and write our future together.
- I wanna live in your socks. I will be with you every step of the way.
- I’m not drunk! I’m just intoxicated by you.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you are definitely my type!
- Are you my phone charger? Because I’d die without you.
- The sun didn’t rise today. But your smile was enough to light up my day.
- Are you a florist? I was thinking, ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
- If you have a heart to give, I will keep its place ready.
Phewww! That touched… Want some air to refresh? Here’s a breather with some…
Slick pick up lines
Wondering what’s different in this list? Well, this is just another list that will help you pique their interest and start the conversation… That leads to nothing but pre delight!
- Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart; you steal mine.
- Are we near some airport, or is it my heart taking off?
- Are you a tourist spot? Because, I’ll love to visit you again.
- You must be a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- Match the following: You to me!
- Hello! I am looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s you!
- Hey, do you want to get lucky? Then come with me.
- You must be good at math. Can you tell me what would be the additional sum of you and me?
- How does it feel like to be the most attractive man in the room?
- How does it feel to be so naughty?
- What’s wrong with my eyes? I can’t take them off you.
- I am blinded by your looks. I need your name and contact number for insurance procedures.
- Don’t you think that you owe me a drink? [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. 😉
- Are you Nobita? Cuz Shizuka loves you…
- Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
- Looks like you need some spice in your life. Can I help?
- The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package. 😉
- You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
- Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
- Do you believe in karma? What good did I do to find you?
Almost 300+ lines into the list and we still haven’t explored “cheesy” pick up lines?
Well, better late than never, right?
So, dive straight in.
Cheesy pick up lines
There’s nothing called too-much cheese and there’s also nothing called too-much cheesy pick up line. 😉
Remember that.
These total fun-packed pick-up lines will not only make your partner feel giddy in the heart, but also make sure they reply!
- Roses are red, violets are fine, Yoda I am, will you be mine?
- I assumed happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
- Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
- Who is cuter? You or you?
- It’s chilled. Will you use me as a blanket?
- Tell me the spelling of CUTE. Wrong. (Then say the name of the person. )
- Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
- When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
- Say NINE. (NINE). Would you be my Valentine?
- Are you the moon? Cuz I want to stare at you.
- If I won a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d love to have a galaxy in my hand.
- Is your heart broken? I am good at mending.
- Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that stunning.
- I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
- You look like a hero. Are you casted in movies?
- That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
- Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
Alright, alright!
Now give them a break with these knock knock pick up lines… I know you’ve been waiting for it.
Knock Knock pick up lines
Never tricked them with a knock knock joke? Well, then you’re seriously missing some great entertainment. Well, it’s never too late though…
Pick some from the list below and use it right away!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher me, obviously.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you’ll go out with me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? A Herd. A Herd who? Heard you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese, a cute girl!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s who? Hershey’s kiss!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, who else?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use— I just can’t stop thinking about you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy, you think we can go on a date?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?
- Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When and where? (When, where, who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you and me.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee, Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.
Still giggling right?
But that was enough for all the straight guys out there. I also have some…
Pick up lines for gay guys
While you can use almost all the above pick up lines as well, I’ve also compiled some customized pick up lines for you.
After all, girls won’t know the fun of flirting at a gay club, right? 😉
- Are you good at telekinesis? You’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Have you been missing something for this long? Because we never met until today.
- I guess this is the moment we have been waiting for.
- “I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.”
- I am picky at taste, but you are yummmm.
- Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
- Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
- I can’t stop imagining you and me together. Did you just do some black magic on me?
- Are you jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that.
- Is there a lightswitch on my forehead? Because everytime I see you, you turn me on.
- Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
- Can I push your stool in?
- Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
- Do you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
- Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
- I’m going to make “Toy Story” and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
- I can’t think straight around you.
- Hey fellas, let’s bowl some balls?
- Hi, I’m gay. Would you like to test it in bed?
- I think I’m gay, why don’t you prove me right?
Now, now. Coming next is a list of bad pick up lines.
I know what you’re thinking: why would you want to know these?
TO AVOID BLUNDERS!
Bad pick up lines
Often in the rush of throwing in a pick up line, you pick a bad one and it does more damage than the delight a good one can bring.
So stay away from these…
- Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
- Do you like bagels? Because you’re “bae goals.”
- Do you like messing up? Then I’m here.
- I have 1-ply, and 2-ply, but I want your re-ply.
- Are you a professional baker? Cuz those buns look yummmm.
- I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you!
- Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
- Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
- Will you show me the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
- As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
- Are you KFC? I wanna try the Longer burger.
- You look like the same naughty man I was searching for.
- You are Chinese. I am an American. Let’s make a hybrid.
- Hello, hot-tea!
- Describe your sex life with a movie line.
- Are you a child of Satan? Cause I feel you are a bad, bad boy.
- Did you just fart? Because I am feeling blown.
- Are you up for a challenge, then seduce me in 5 minutes.
- How do you like to be punished? Blindfold or handcuff?
- Your clothes look good on you! But they will look even better on the bedroom floor. What do you say?
Alright then. What’s our last list about? Well, not much different than the last one but most of you would want to stay away from it – cringy pick up lines.
But here’s a secret tip, if used wisely it often leads to a fit of laughter.
Cringy pick up lines
Let’s take you through this list of cringy pick up lines that are often unwelcome but if delivered properly is bound to provide you with some comic relief.
- This is my pick-up lime. How are you?
- I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to a pretty city.
- Don’t you believe I’m single? Let me hit you!
- Are you honest? Do I look gorgeous?
- Who said I’m stalking you? I’m doing research.
- Will you be my Facebook story? Because I am sure I’ll get good watches.
- Wondering what I was doing for so long? Of course, I was waiting for you to come.
- What is the size of your soul? I am searching for my soulmate.
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, let’s have sex inside my car.
- Do you want to drop something at me? Because I am a letterbox.
- You are like prize chocolate. I don’t know if I should eat you, or preserve you.
- Do you want me to scan you?
- I’m a cold coffee ice cream. Would you lick me or drink me?
- I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
- If kiss was a dish, what would you prefer: a French kiss or an Australian kiss?
- Do you feel my dress? It’s girlfriend material.
- Do you have the thing because I have w-hole of it?
- Hey, I lost my keys, can I check your pants?
- Hey man, are you a beaver? Cause damn!
- Are you a dentist? Can you give me a filling?
LOL!!!
I’m sure you had great fun, girls!
But wait. I’m not done yet. Here are a few…
5 Tips to ensure the pick up lines hit straight home
Using pick-up lines can be tricky, especially if you’re new in the game.
Sometimes it is a major turn off, and sometimes it just scares them away.
Now, to make sure that your pickup line hits the right spot and you make a good impression, here are certain tips that you must follow…
1. Be real
Don’t use any cringy pick up lines that are absolutely impossible to believe… instead, be real. Over-the-top compliments are never welcomed.
Make it all about him, but keep it as honest as you can. Try using pick up lines that relate to one of his qualities or personality traits… not just physical characteristics.
2. Don’t sound creepy
IF you’re planning to use odd and unusual pick up lines that no one has ever heard of before, let me tell you one thing: it can make you appear creepy.
You may be trying to make yourself heard, but it doesn’t work every time. So, use the ones that you’re sure are nice, and smooth. Keep in mind that you have to impress the guy, not terrify him.
3. Create a mix of fun and wit
Funny and witty pick up lines will hit the spot just where it should.
Try starting the conversation with a joke or a pun. Directly cutting right to the chase, or using flirty pick up lines right from the beginning of the conversation are not always appreciated.
So, make sure that you sound a little humorous when you text her for the very first time.
4. Personalize!
Don’t use the same ol’ pick up line on every guy. There are a lot of girls texting him every day. Now, if you wish to stand out, you need to put in a lil extra effort.
So, write a more personalized pick up line, something that is created ONLY for him. This’ll surely intrigue his interest in you.
5. Never cross your limits
Don’t use offensive and bad words in your pick up lines. The guy should not feel disrespected at all. Using inappropriate pick up lines is just calling rejection your way.
Avoid being desperate and pushing yourself forcefully upon the guy. Don’t pretend like you’ve known this guy since forever, instead let the bond develop with time… remember, the real fun is in the process.
A word from ThePleasantConversation
This is enough to help you kick off your next conversation with a blast.
And yes, don’t be over excited or keep your hopes high up in the air. Pick up lines can surely help you set the ground but to build on it is on you.
You have been provided with more than 400 best pick-up lines there are, and also some tips that you must follow before using them… so, now what’s the wait worth for? Get going, girl.
I hope you secure a date ASAP!
