Tired of asking your friend for cute pick up lines every time you lay your eyes on a “prospective” partner?
Well, now you don’t have to… not anymore! 😉
Now that I am here with my comprehensive list of 500+ cute pick up lines.
Let’s admit it: We all need cute pick up lines to express our interest in a person and strike a conversation. And that makes you nervous and excited, both at the same time.
Yes, whether you have just met them or are already dating them, this list has something for all of you.
So, without further ado, let’s get right to it.
Cute pick up lines for girls
Impressing girls can seem like a task initially. But with pick up lines for girls, you will find it a piece of cake. Want to know more? Read along.
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Hug me if I’m wrong, but we live on Mars, right?
- Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Please start it again.
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- Have you been with a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write about our future.
- Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin ME.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard (take a wrong name)?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just My Type.
- Nice shirt! What’s it made of, girlfriend material?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Excuse me, is your name Earl Gray? Because you look like Hot Tea!
- Heyy! Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
With these lines you may woo girls, but how do you go about guys?
Cute pick up lines for guys
Your guy may be an adventure freak, a sports lover, or a die-hard fan of Marvel movies. And you may suck at all these topics.
Don’t worry if you have no clue of what interests your man, use these pick up lines for guys, they will hit the right spot of your men and sweep him off his feet.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Go out with me if I’m wrong, but today’s Valentine’s day isn’t it?
- If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.
- When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home cooked dinner with you.
- Are you a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? You’re brave, smart, and kind so I can’t decide.
- Opposites attract. Why don’t you move to the south and I to the north?
- Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
- Is your name RARE? Because you are not easily found.
- Hey, can I take a photo with you? I just want to make my friends jealous.
- Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.
- What’s a perfect person like me doing without your phone number?
- Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
- Do you smoke pot? Because we-ed look cute together.
- Would you prefer Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?
- What’s the size of your heart? I am looking for a habitable estate.
- This is how I’d describe you in three emojis. (Now you describe yourself in three emojis.)
- Not much of a bio, would you mind if I lightning round you a couple questions?
- Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- Don’t ask me what my type is. It’s YOU.
- My friends challenged me that I wouldn’t be able to impress the hottest person here. How should we spend their money?
- Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
- Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look lucky to me!
- You’re so handsome. Can I tell that to you again next Saturday over dinner?
- I bet I know when your birthday is: October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
- Are you the same handsome and intelligent man, my mom said she would find for me?
But if the guy is already your boyfriend, use my next set of pick up lines.
Cute pick up lines for your boyfriend
While using pick up lines on your boyfriend, you don’t have to be mindful of any boundaries. You can get flirty, dirty, or even romantic while throwing these cute pick up lines on him to intensify its impact…
Ready. Set. Go.
- Are you an ice cream? I wanna lick you…
- Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
- Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
- If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
- Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.
- I’m sorry, your shirt has to go. However, you can stay as long as you please.
- Can I slap you in the face… with my lips?
- That shirt looks great on you! As a matter of fact, so would I.
- I searched for a handsome Greek God. Google showed your picture.
- So… When are we going to get married?
- If I come to your home, will you ask me to get out, or get in(side) me?
- Can you take oﬀ your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- Did you fall in flames? You’re looking super hot.
- Do you play soccer? But you seem to be a keeper.
- You’re like a fine wine. The more I consume YOU, the better I feel.
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
- No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this love ever since you gave it to me.
- Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just ://…
- Say blue. I miss you.
- Say bug… Give me a hug!
But for your girlfriend, I have compiled an entirely new set that can make her feel special.
Cute pick up lines for your girlfriend
Before starting your mushy romantic date with your girlfriend, why don’t you start with these cute pick up lines for your girlfriend?
- Can I walk you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- For a while, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is the only one for me!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy…
- I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
- Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
- You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
- Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you turn up.
- I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
- Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
- You’re my wonderland, and I want to be your Alice.
- Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
- Are you a Fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But you definitely turned me on.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
And if she is not your girlfriend/boyfriend yet, I will still help you hit on her because that’s what I promised you!
Cute pick up lines for your crush
You need to keep it subtle yet expressive while trying to hit on your crush. The adrenaline rush may lead to too many thoughts in your mind, but don’t listen to any.
Simply keep this list at your hand’s level, and the next time you meet your crush, pick one and throw it in.
It will definitely make them weak on their knees.
- Are you a football player? Because I like your hits.
- Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
- You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
- Do you have the time? (Tell you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?
- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Do you like Nintendo? Because the Wii would look good together.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
- I’m going to have to complain about Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
- I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
- I knew you before I met you. I’ve known you my whole life.
- I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
- You might not have been my first love but you will be my love forever.
- Let me count the ways I can love you, it’s uncountable.
- If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime.
- Hey, can I take you to the Yule Ball?
- Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart; you steal mine.
- Are you a tourist spot? Coz, I’ll love to visit you again.
And if you are looking for something cheesy yet cute, scroll over to the next section.
Cute cheesy pick up lines
Cute cheesy pick up lines will help you escape awkward situations, and they work best when you are not surrounded by friends. It is the perfect time to tell them that you really like them, without being too direct.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- I’m studying important dates of history. Will you be on a date?
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just like Wright!”
- Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear.
- Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest.
- Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box.
- Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!
- They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing.
- I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
- Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
- Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you.
- If the Merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you. After all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me.
- If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime?
- You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- I was blinded by your beauty; give me your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
- Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
- I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
But if you are someone who likes to impress people by being funny, these cheesy pick up lines may seem futile to you. What to do next? Read along and see how I have got you covered.
Cute funny pick up lines
Let me tell you a little secret here: ‘Funny pick up lines always help you more than any form of flirty attitude.’ So, this section is super important and can help you turn your crush into your partner… only if you use them right.
But, make sure that you throw these lines at the perfect point to not ruin its impact.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Do you know what my dress is made of? It’s made of lover material.
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line?
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- Screw me if I’m wrong, but the cats are the king of the jungle?
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.
- Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
- Are you living in a corn field? cause I’m stalking you.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
- My mother advised me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
- Have I seen you before? Oh yes, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “hot”!
- Are you an apple? I wanna take a bite of you.
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
- Have you got a sweet tooth? I am a chocolate!
- If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist or a date.
- Where are your wings because I assume you are an angel.
And if your partner is a little sensitive, you can always opt for the sweet lines.
Sweet cute pick up lines
I know a lot of sweetness can cause diabetes. But do you mind having one sweet everyday? That isn’t harmful, huh? Similarly, some sweet cute pick up lines wouldn’t be harmful either.
So, make your pick and leave them thinking about you for the rest of the day.
- They say if you share a PSL with someone it means you’re tied for life. Want a sip?
- Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?
- I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?
- What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.
- Want to spin a dreidel with me?
- I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
- When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you holding my hand.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
- I wish I had a Pensieve so I could show you all the good memories I have from the first time we met.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Maybe I’m a squib, because I’m powerless in your presence.
- Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
- Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.
- I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
- My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.
- Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
- You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural.
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
- If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
But let’s get a little corny now with the following pick up lines.
Cute corny pick up lines
You are clearly interested in this person you are talking to. But how do you start giving hints? Cute corny pick up lines to the rescue.
Read and see which among these work the best for you.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- You know what is best here? It’s you.
- I heard heaven is peaceful. But I guess not as much as your lap…
- Can I have your picture? I will show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- Would you like to check me out? Because I’m truly a work of art.
- You know what’s beautiful here? The first word: You.
- Do you think Ocean should be full of wine? I think you should be mine.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s absolutely right, I’ve only met you often in my dreams.
- I know a guy/girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.
- Who makes the morning coffee for you? Can I be the one?
- I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Would you like to be my permanent teddy bear?
- I’m not a hoarder. But I totally want to keep you forever.
- Are you a rose? Then I would love to smell you.
- I wanna live in your socks. I will be with you every step of the way.
- I’m not drunk! I’m just intoxicated by you.
- If life was a Deck of cards, you are the queen of my heart.
- Is it your smile or a magnet? I can’t stop coming close to you.
- The sun didn’t rise today. But your smile was enough to light up my day.
- Are you a florist? I was thinking, ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
- If you have a heart to give, I will keep its place ready.
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
- Since all the public libraries are closed, checking you out is a better option.
- You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T.”
- You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.
- Are you a fisher? Because I think you’re a reel catch.
I know you use Tinder and need some help impressing your right-swipes. Don’t worry, you’ll not be disappointed.
Cute tinder pick up lines
If you are trying to flirt on tinder, maybe few of your lines mentioned above wouldn’t work as well since you are not face-to-face with the person.
But hey, why don’t you use these lines and keep your flirt game on-point?
- You must be in debt ’cause my interest in you is growing.
- Let’s make fabric softener and snuggle.
- I hope you’re a doctor because I am sick for your love.
- I don’t have a home and there is no better place to live than your heart.
- Baby, our love is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.
- You look like such a hot rod and I would love to be your driver.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
- I’m feeling weak and I need a love dose.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Want to see a mirror, look at the moon.
- “You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.” — Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind.
- “How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense, it could conceivably change your political views?” — John Cusack, The Sure Thing
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
- We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright to me.
- Are you glitter? Because you sparkle my life.
- Are you painting, because you’ve added colors to my canvas.
- Are you a black hole because I am sucked into your beauty?
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Let me tie your shoelaces, cause I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
- Will you be my Tinderella?
- Think of me like a trophy. If you win, I’ll make you proud.
- Are you a drug, your ways are addicting.
And now that you’ve set a date for yourself, flirt with your partner with these…
Cute flirty pick up lines
Oh! These lines are everyone’s favorite. Trust me on this because I know it from my personal experience. And whether you accept it or not, I’m sure you love it when someone cares to flirt with you and make you feel like the person on Cloud 9, don’t you?
Well, these lines will help you do just that with the person you are crushing on.
- Are you a watch? With you I see that the time fleets fast.
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me.
- Are you a kidnapper? Why did you abduct my heart then?
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- You are so hot that I can Instagram you without a filter.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I am writing a love poem. Would you be my subject?
- Are you sky? Because my heart is flying.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Is this autumn? Because I’m about to “fall” for you.
- It’s gonna rain tomorrow. Do you want me to join you?
- Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
- Are you a booger? I’d pick you first.
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
- I was thinking of changing my relationship status… because I think I have got you.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Don’t say I didn’t warn you, I’m a bad addiction!
If all works well, why don’t you add some love to it?
Cute love pick up lines
Use these lines only when you two have crossed the level of flirting with each other and there’s something more brewing between you both – because it will only make more sense then.
- Are you a wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
- Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.
- You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it.
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
- You must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get.
- Let me play you a little lullaby on my flute and you relax, you’ve been working like a dog recently.
- You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
- Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When and where? (When, where , who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
- Take me to St. Mungo’s, you make me seriously love sick.
- If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?
- If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
- When I want to conjure a Patronus, I only have to think of you.
- You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s.
- If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!
- If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig.
- Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!
- I’m so glad you said yes to a date – just wait until my father hears about this!
- Is your name Romilda Vane? Because I think I drank your love potion by mistake.
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
- You don’t have to put an imperius curse on me, baby, I’ll already do whatever you say.
- Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you!
- Get me to a church! I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you!
- I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
- Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cute!
But what if you are talking to them for the first time? You’ll want to keep it clean, won’t you?
Clean cute pick up lines
If you both have just started talking, you need to give each other time to find the comfort zone.
So, I recommend you definitely start with some clean cute pick up lines and stay out of the red lines.
- I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.
- You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
- I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!
- You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.
- You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!
- Are girls that good in general, or are you an exception?
- Don’t worry, I’m not at all like Prof. Quirrell. What you see is what you get, I’m not two-faced.
- Do you have a hook? Please keep me Hooked.
- Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.
- Here, have a drink – it’s a port key back to my place 😉
- Do you wanna get a coffee? Because I like you a latte!
- Hey, send me an owl sometime, I don’t mind a couple of pecks.
- Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
- You’re a bit like a thestral; mysterious, brooding, and not everyone can appreciate your beauty. But I do!
- I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.
- I’m like Mad Eye Moody, I’ve got an enchanted eye on you.
- You make me feel richer than Vault 687 at Gringotts!
- If I was the sorting hat, I’d put you in my house.
- I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.
- I hope you’re an auror, because I am one dark wizard that needs catching.
- Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
- Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
- If Tinder was heaven he would be a match made in heaven.
- I see you will save electricity bills. Because where you stand there is no need for light.
- Want a shadow to walk with you wherever you go? I’m here!
And with these, once you both have set the ground, you can move further to some hilarious pick up lines.
Hilarious cute pick up lines
Like said before, humor works the best to impress anyone, and leaves you wanting for more.
So, if you want to keep it very simple, and still win their heart, I believe this is the perfect list of cute pick up lines for you.
- I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
- You must be jelly, cause the jam doesn’t shake like that.
- You must be a bank loan, ‘cause you’ve got my interest.
- I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
- Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
- You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking absolutely Gouda tonight!
- If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
- Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
- I see that your parents are bakers, because they have baked a Cutie Pie.
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- You look like a puzzle, and I am great at solving them.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
- Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious.
- Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.
- Are you thirsty? My body is 75% water.
- Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
- Are you an omelet? Because you make me egg-cited.
- Are you hungry… I’m fresh, hot and baked.
- Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of you.
- Are you addicted to red wine? Your lips are redder…
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?
And then in between an interesting conversation, maybe you can slip in these pick up lines smoothly….
Cute smooth pick up lines
There can be chances that you are crushing over this person at work, and you can’t be too upfront about your intentions.
However, if you still want to flirt, these cute smooth pick up lines are absolutely meant for you.
- Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaamn!
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
- Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
- You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
- I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
- You must be a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- Match the following: You to me!
- Looks like you need some entertainment in your life. Can I help?
- You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
- Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
- Hello! I am looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s you!
- You must be good at math. Can you tell me what would be the additional sum of you and me?
- Roses are red, violets are fine, Yoda I am, will you be mine?
- I assumed happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”
- Hey, do you want to get lucky? Then come with me.
- Are you Shizuka? Cuz Nobita loves you…
- Do you believe in karma? What good did I do to find you?
- Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
- It’s chilled. Will you use me as a blanket?
- Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
- Who is cuter? You or you?
- How does it feel to be so naughty?
After a smooth move, try flaunting your wit with these cute clever pick up lines.
Cute Clever pick up lines
Want to flaunt your intelligence while hitting on them? Why don’t you try these cute clever pick up lines then?
- Tell me the spelling of CUTE. Wrong. (Then say the name of the person.)
- Say NINE. (NINE). Would you be my Valentine?
- Are you the moon? Because I want to stare at you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
- What’s 4 + 5? (It’s 9). YOU ARE MINE!
- Didn’t we share a class together? I would’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Are you a minecraft fence? Because I can’t get over you
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Your Man.
- You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
- I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
- If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
- Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
- When I first saw you, I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
- You are the base of my trapezoid.
- You are the square to my root.
- You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Do you smoke pot? Because WEED look good together.
- If you were a virus, you would be CUTIE-19.
- Hey, are you an architect? Because I can imagine building a relationship with you.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
- Are you the today’s date? Because you’re 10/10.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?
Did you exhaust the list? But I haven’t. I still have the best cute pick up lines in store for you. Thank me later!
Best cute pick up lines
Looking for the best cute pick up lines to hit on your crush? Look no further because after using them, you may end up together.
- My love is like a fractal; it goes on forever.
- You are as beautiful as 1.618.
- I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
- Wanna expand my polynomial?
- How is your fever? Oh… you just look hot to me.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
- Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
- Girl, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is to fall in love with me.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
- My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
- I think the gap between my fingers was meant for you.
- Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to rob your heart.
- You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
- I don’t like dictionaries. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
- Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you
- You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there are 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her “I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
- Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
But what would you do if you were talking to them over text messages?
Cute pick up lines for text
Looking for ways to impress them over a text? These cute pick up lines for text are ready for your rescue.
- I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. *monkey covering eyes emoji* 🙈
- I can’t see you right now, but I bet you look great. *heart*❤️
- Can I save you in my phone as “future loml”? 👀
- Can you send me a selfie? I just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like. 😛
- Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”? 🤙
- So I already got your number, what’s next? 😉
- Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I will take you out. 🏆🤳
- Well, I texted you. What are your other two wishes? 🧞
- So aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?❓
- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring the heroine. 💃
- I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? 😛
- Is it just the profile pic? Or am I totally feeling captured.
- Do you believe in love at first text, or should I text you again?
- Are you a smiley 😉? Because you make me smile.
- I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit in the text box?
- I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you? 🤗
- Greetings and salutations. I guarantee you, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.👌
- Roses are red, my face is too… that only happens when I see you. 😉
- I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me. ☕
- *Crystal ball emoji*🔮 I see me in your future.
- I am picky at taste, but you are yummmm. 😛
- I’m a zombie, shall I eat you out?♂️
- Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me. 🧛🏻
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion. 🌷
After these lines, I am certain that your texts will convert into phone calls. So, what’s next?
Cute pick up lines for calls
Do you think you need to knock down your flirt game just because you’re on a call? I have an entire list of cute pick up lines that will effectively work in your favor.
- You must be the guy who’s going to buy me a drink.
- Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.
- Hey, can I take a screenshot of our call duration with you? I just want to make my ex jealous.
- I am not quite certain what you think of me. I just hope it’s at least R-rated.
- You are hotter than a sunburn.
- Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
- I can see into the future, and yeah, it’s me and you with our kids.
- My mic is wet, I kissed you so much?
- You make me melt like an ice cream cone under the summer sun.
- Do you want to go half on a baby?
- Are you doing my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.
- I might not be going downtown later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.
- Start printing out those missing person posters. I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.
- If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, would you let me handle your package?
- I want to go on an ‘ate’ with you. No worries, you can give me the ‘D’ later.
- What is: b l u e? BLUE, Then I love you!
- My phone’s battery is fully charged can we use it by talking online
- I thought phone calls were just for talking, but I can show you some exceptional communication skills too. (Begin a sex talk)
- I can Turn You On, despite the fact that we are (kilometers) away!
- Now I know why someone invented the telephone! So that we can talk.
- You know what’s best ? Your voice is this sweetest and I am not diabetic.
- Are you talking or is a Nightingale singing?
- What’s the time? Oh that’s when I was supposed to give you a kiss .
- You know what the cost of my phone is? It’s priceless because it lets me hear your voice.
- If you can talk to me all night, I wouldn’t mind being a statue.
And once you see them adapting to these lines, why don’t you get a little dirty?
Cute dirty pick up lines
If they are responding well, I don’t see any harm getting a little nasty. But yes, please wait for the right time before starting with the dirty topics since everyone is not comfortable talking about it in the first few conversations.
But once they are, you can start with these lines.
- You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.
- I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
- You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You’re hot and I want to be on top of you.
- Your lips are meant to be kissed. Let’s not waste them.
- Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
- “Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.”
- Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
- I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
- Is it a haunted house? Because I want to make sure you scream loud, when I am with you.
- I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
- Can you take oﬀ your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
- Can we have my thingy on your thingy?
- What’s your favorite flavor? I am going to buy a packet of condoms.
- You feel so soft, and I’m really hard.
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, let’s have sex inside my car!
Don’t think I’ll leave your hand here. If I found all the cute pick up lines for you, I’ll also tell you how to use them.
How to use the best cute pick up lines?
Pick up lines are a great way to kick start a conversation or even change the dynamics of a situation. All you have to do is pick one of your favorite pick up lines that goes well with the situation and the person.
Now you may think, how to choose one?
Well, give your brain a rest and read the following tips – and if you follow them, you’re sure to hit the sweet spot.
1. Pick up the perfect line!
First understand what situation you are in, then try to know more about the other person’s interests.
You sure don’t wanna look like a clown or a complete pervert. So, use the lines wisely, purely based upon your observation skills.
2. Focus on them
The pick up lines are obviously meant to kick start your conversation, so make full use of it and try to engage deeper in the discussions.
Make them the center point of your conversation and it’ll help you know them on a deeper level.
3. Be your real self
You can start a conversation with a pick up line, but you must know that at the end of the day, it will be your personality that paves the way ahead.
Remember, if you try to be someone else, sooner or later the mask will fall off. So, instead be YOU from the very first day and let them love your real self.
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In the end, just remember one thing, there are hundreds of lines that you’ll read, but only one will go with that situation or that person. You have to decide which one is that. One wrong step and you’ll lose your chance.
Also make sure that whenever you deliver a line, add a charm and smile to it. So, even if it is cliche, it will still do its job.
Always keep in mind, “what” you say is definitely important but “how” you say it is even more important.
So, make full use of this opportunity and bowl them over… All the best!
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