Now Reading
400+ Corny Pick Up Lines to Impress your Crush

400+ Corny Pick Up Lines to Impress your Crush

Updated on March 30, 2022 | Published on March 30, 2022
400+ Corny Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Crush And Make Her Laugh

Are you interested in corny pickup lines? Or do you wanna become a pro corny pickup artist? Nervous that your crush might refuse you because of it?

Well, they might refuse you even without a reason. Don’t lose your motivation about learning corny pickup lines if you’re really passionate… because if one doesn’t like it, someone else will.

And if you’re worried about striking a conversation with someone totally new… these make the best introductions.

They have the perfect amount of humor, express your sweet and interesting personality… and even if they reject you, they’ll go easy on you… after all, you made them laugh!

So, with a mishmash of courage and playfulness, let’s check out…

Corny pick up lines for her

Found that perfect man you always wanted? Don’t know how to break the ice? Umm… for some reason hitting up someone is always hard for women. After all, society wants women to be the goody two shoes. 

But do you need to follow that? Nope! Strike a convo with your prince charming with one of these pick up lines

1. Are your parents’ artists? Because you are a masterpiece.

2. My parents raised me to be a good girl. But you are surely making me think otherwise.

3. Your place or mine? Choose!

4. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

5. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

6. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

7. Do you work at Nike? Because you’re sporting the goods!

8. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my Koalafications.

9. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

10. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

11. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.

12. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

13. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

14. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

15. Your biceps looks fucking awesome. Are you a gym trainer?

16. You must be a Ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

17. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

18. Are you a fisher? Because I think you’re a reel catch.

19. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

20. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you to touchdown there!

Did you get some laughs out of that guy? Think men don’t use corny lines? Well, they sure do… because men are equally uncomfortable with rejections.

It might be the last time you see her. Because once you propose she might reject you. But at least she’ll do it with a smile if you use…

Corny pick up lines for him

The world expects men to be fearless. But is it possible for a human being to not fear anything? Rejections hurt all genders equally despite their genitals.

So, I understand why any man wants to play safe in their conversation starter. But if you wanna catch her heart, you gotta be a bit bold like these pick up lines

21. You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

22. Heyy! Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.

23. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

24. You know the more I drink this wine, the prettier you look!

25. Your eyes are as blue as the heart of the oceans.

26. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

27. Hi, do you speak English? Oh, me too.

28. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m a Superman!

29. Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you!

30. Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.

31. What is a nice girl like you doing in a poor mind like mine?

32. Are you born from a carrot? Cause you’ve got beautiful eyes.

33. Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!

34. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

35.  I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

36. Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

37. How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

38. Can I have directions? (For?) To your heart

39. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

40. Hey. Do you have that Hawaiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.

For those who already got your girlfriend, was it with or without a pickup line?

Well, if guys frequently use corny pickup lines, I know their women’s thoughts “I’ll soon beat you!” Taken ladies, I know you wanna make your partner feel as special, so check out these…

Corny pick up lines for girlfriend

Ladies, does your boyfriend always use corniness to make your day? So, out of love do you wanna return the favor?

I’m sure your boyfriend won’t be able to resist your thoughtfulness… moreover, if you never used pickup lines, use one of these and catch your man off guard…

41. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

42. Maybe I’m a squib, because I’m powerless in your presence.

43. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

44. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

45. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

46. Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!

47. Let’s make fabric softener and Snuggle.

48. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

49. If your name was end, and mine less, our love would be EndLess.

50. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

51. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

52. Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday? It still has my smell.

53. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

54. I’m actually afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?

55. You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.

56. Say blue. I miss you.

57. Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?

58. What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? That’s just you? I love it.

59. Stars say that you are made to marry me.

60. If I were you, I would have madly been in love with you.

Just in case, you excel in corny pickup lines more than your man, they’ll get competitive.

It makes men proud that they influenced their babe… but they also feel a bit left behind when you make them smile more than them. So, here goes some more for the taken men…

Corny pick up lines for boyfriend

All the loyal boyfriends out there, can’t wait to make your girl smile and blush? Their smile makes your day, you can’t do without it… I wonder what else you think about them and how lucky your girl is!

Well, she got one hell of a boyfriend who’s ready to do it all. So, how can we not have anything for you? Here you go…

61. You know what material this is? Boyfriend material.

62. This may seem corny, but you make my heart melt like fire.

63. Damn, if being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

64. Will you marry me for just one life?

65. Baby… wanna come for a ride?

66. You look so fine I could drink your bath water.

67. When I close my eyes, I see you.

68. So… When are we going to get married?

69. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

70. Say bug… Give me a hug!

71. Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

72. Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

73. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

74. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

75. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!! Marry me.

76. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

77. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

78. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

79. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

80. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Think your bae is more into cutesy things? Do you see him/her hyperventilating about small items or animals? Or, does he/she hoard miniature items all because they’re cute?

Well, regular corniness won’t be enough for them. So, let’s go the extra mile to tickle their heart with these…

Cute corny pick up lines

Not stereotyping, but some people have “cute” written all over their face… and it intensifies if they’re your steady partner. You can’t get enough of their cute self and want to monopolize their cute side all to yourself.

But that’s not possible, right? So, why not trigger their cute side? Wondering how? Let’s try out all of these cute pick up lines

81. Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.

82. Are you metal? You’re shining.

83. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

84. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

85. There’s only one thing I want to change about you.  Your last name.

86. It’s dark here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

87. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

88. When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

89. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

90. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

91. Where do you hide your wings? You’re my angel.

92. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

93. With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

94. If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.

95. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

96. Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

97. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

98. Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian, my heart rate!

99. Opposites attract. Why don’t you move to the south and I to the north?

100. Is your name RARE? Because you are not easily found.

Think cute doesn’t cut it for you? Do you usually like to act funny? Perhaps you love it when the other person laughs? Or do you just like to share joy?

Well, what a rare and noble soul. Fortunately, you can even make a person roll on the floor while laughing! Let’s know more from here…

Funny corny pick up lines

Whether you want to make a smooth conversation and lots of laughter or want to tickle them until they can’t deny you, I get your point!

So many couples started off as friends, laughed so hard, and became life partners. You’re following a fantastic strategy so I can’t help but support you along with these funny pick up lines

101. Oh, I’m sorry, I fell in love with you!

102. Did you sneeze, cause you blew me away?

103. Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

104. My love for you is fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

105. Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

106. Well… you got any diseases? Want some?

107. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

108. Hi, I have big feet.

109. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

110. You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.

111. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

112. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

113. Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

114. I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

115. Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

116. I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

117. The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

118. I searched for a handsome Greek God. Google showed your picture.

119. One of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. And if I don’t get one soon, they won’t let me pledge…

120. The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

Do you wanna surprise the other person a bit more? Ummm… maybe with a hint of cheap and unpleasant thoughts you’ll stand out more. Ahh, don’t worry, nothing goes wrong if you use a bad quality pickup line… it’ll actually help you out.

Rather, some people feel you’re more genuine and aren’t used to picking chicks if you use some…

Corny cheesy pick up lines

Nobody wants to use cheesy corniness… The reason? They’re outdated, unpleasant, and people wanna hear more variety. However, cheesy lines make you look like a beginner… and a novice dater is a turn on to many… just as people are obsessed with virginity.

It’s like a sign you haven’t dated yet, you have a pure heart… and some people just can’t resist it. So, let’s try these cheesy pick up lines

121. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

122. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

123.  You look like good trash, may I take you out?

124. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

125. What is your favorite color? Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

126.  I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

127. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

128. You make me wish I weren’t an atheist.

129. What’s the size of your heart? I am looking for a habitable estate.

130. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

131. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

132. Not much of a bio, would you mind if I lightning round you a couple questions?

133. I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in.

134. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

135. Save water, shower with a friend!

136. Don’t ask me what my type is. It’s you.

137. If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

138. If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

139. (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my girlfriend looks like.

140. I want you to have my children.

Are you in for a mini standup comedy? Do you want them to choke with their laughter? Do you like getting attention?

Because if you use jokes in pickup lines, you’ll get lots of attention…from the person you wanna impress to the person who you don’t know. If you’re ready, let’s hop on this ride…

Corny jokes pick up lines

When corniness comes to mind, you can’t leave behind jokes. Come on, it’s all about showing your playful side… What else is better than jokes for that?

Whether it’s your long-term partner or your crush… whether you want to make them feel special or confess your feelings… jokes always work. If the other person doesn’t like it, at least you’ll say jk! So, let’s get started…

141. 8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and I end up with you.

142. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

143. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

144. Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

145. Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.

146. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re hot!

147. You’re so fucking beautiful! You look just like my mom.

148. I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful And I’m gay (happy).

149. Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

150. At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”

151. Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.

152. Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…

153. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

154. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} It’s just that…your numbers are not in it.

155. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

156. Are you French?  Because Eiffel for you

157. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

158. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?

159. Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?

160. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want nothing but the best to start a conversation? I get it… you want to make the best first impression, right?

Other than your attire and appearance, you also gotta use the best pickup lines to make it work that way. If you’re not sure which one will work for you, let’s leap to the…

Best corny pick up lines

Think your man, woman, or crush is the best of all? Then you possibly want the best corniness for them. However, do you know that out of everything you’re the best?

Because you’re working so hard to make their day! Come on, who even tries so hard if they weren’t head over heels for another… so, let’s have the best ones coming…

161. I bet I know when your birthday is. October  10. Because you’re a 10/10.

162. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

163. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

164. Are you a tourist spot? Coz, I’ll love to visit you again.

165. Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://…

166. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

167. I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

168. Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

169. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

170. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

171. Polar Bear. I just wanted to break the ice.

172. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line?

173. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

174. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

175. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? It’s okay, the other two pigs said no too!

176. You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

177. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

178. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

179. [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe you didn’t hear me…. I said you look really beautiful in the (dress)!

180. Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day… .All I’m asking for is one from you.

Speaking of kisses, what do you think about turning the heat on? Do you want to unleash your inner naughtiness? Or, do you just have a naughty tongue since birth?

Whether it’s your partner or a stranger in the club… if you wanna make things work in your style, hop into these…

Corny sexual pick up lines

Do you want to be corny even when you only have sex in your naughty mind? Want to hit on your crush but your mind wanders off to their junk? Well, we can’t afford to get distracted during the convo. They’ll know you just wanna get in their pants with one look.

So, why don’t you be straightforward about your thoughts? Catch them off guard with a sexy gaze and a dirty and corny mouth…

181. Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to be fucked.” Watch her smile!

182. I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

183. Baby, I’ve got an eight inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears. Am I special?

184. You are almost as hot as my soup.

185. Are you from Japan? Because I’m tryna get in Japanties.

186. Stare at her until she says “What!?!” It isn’t just gonna suck itself.

187. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

188. Do you like math? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

189. Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

190. Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

191. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.

192. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

193. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

194. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.

195. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

196. When you came along, you definitely turned me on.

197. Want to spin a dreidel with me?

198. I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?

199. How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense, it could conceivably change your political views?” — John Cusack, The Sure Thing

200. Are you an apple? I wanna take a bite of you.

Is your sexual beast asleep? Do you want to give a goody two shoes impression? Perhaps, you’re just not ready to express yourself too intensely.

Don’t feel ashamed, because we all have our boundaries about sharing our real self. So, come on, let’s stay neutral with these…

Good corny pick up lines

Wanna suppress your extreme feelings before hitting on your crush? Well, you’re not alone on this journey.

Whether you strike a convo or confess your feelings, there’s always a chance of rejection and humiliation. So, let’s protect your heart but also express how smitten you’re here…

201. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

202. Your body is 75% water and I’m thirsty.

203. Are you a sea lion? Because I want to see a lion in my bed later!

204. Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

205. Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

206. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

207. Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

208.  Girl you are so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a meltdown.

209. Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

210. Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause I’m it!

211. Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

212. Tonight Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

213. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

214. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

215. Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

216. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

217. Kanye feel the love tonight?

218. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

219. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.

220. My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

Your crush or partner might not get the joke or takes too long to get it at times… the essence of the pickup line dies by the time they realize it.

Or, you simply explain the meaning… and it’s no more a joke. You can’t hate your sweetheart for that, right? So, let’s check some…

Corny clever pick up lines

If this person doesn’t get long or complicated jokes easily, why not use the easy to understand ones? Usually when people don’t use pickup lines themselves, that’s when they can’t get it in one go… which implies, they don’t actually hit on others much.

Does that make your heart pumping? Now stop thinking “Why can’t they understand me?” and start working on these easy and clever ones…

221. Marry me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before

222. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

223. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

224. Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

225. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

226. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

227. Kissing burns 6 calories a minute. Wanna workout together?

228. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

229. Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

230. You dropped something… my jaw.

231. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

232. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

234. Do your lips taste as good as they look?

235. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

236. Other than taking my breath away, what else do you do for a living?

237. Black Friday sale, at my house. You and me, all clothes will be 100% off.

238. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

239. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

240. Know what’s on the menu? Me’N’U.

Are you in love with corniness? Are you so corny that candy corn will feel ashamed? Hmm… then regular corny pickup lines won’t suit your personality.

Say what… I got a great idea to highlight your personality and make you stand out from the crowd like a king/queen. Come on, let’s check these…

Super corny pick up lines

If your corniness is ready to blast the roof off, it’ll definitely help you get the best of all worlds.

Whether you wanna get a girlfriend/boyfriend, or you wanna make your spouse’s day… You got an innate trait, but not everyone is ready to take your thoughts amicably. So, let’s play on safe grounds first and warm them up with these…

241. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

242. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

243. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

244. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

245. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

246. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

247. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

248. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

250. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

251. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

252. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

253. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

254. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

255. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

256. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

257. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

258. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

259. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

260. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Did the sexual corny section still not satisfy your dirty mind? Do you wanna talk dirty in your opening line itself? That’s crazy brave and quite a sexy move.

If you’re gonna use it on your partner, it’s not that bad… otherwise, make sure you never use these at work…

Corny dirty pick up lines

Let’s be honest, if you walk up to a random girl and talk dirty, what will she say? She might slap you or be really impressed because you got balls.

There are two possible and extreme results… and if you really wanna give it a try, make sure you do it with confidence. Otherwise, the other person might try walking all over you. So, let’s talk dirty with these…

261. Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

262. Damn girl, I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

263. Hey, Why am I out when I can be inside you, every time. Just like that coffee!

264. Are you winter? You’ll cum soon.

265. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

265. Let me be a carpenter. I’ll nail and hammer you.

266. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star let’s have sex inside my car!!

267. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

268. I have a condom. It expires in 5 minutes. Wanna use it?

269. Let’s make a deal. You fuck me, if I don’t like, I fuck you.

270. You know what is special about me? I can make you come in 5 minutes!

271. You must be jelly, cause the jam doesn’t shake like that.

272. You’re so hot that you melted my zipper.

273. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

274. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking at Gouda tonight!

275. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

276. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

277. Have sex with me now! 100% off!

278. I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.

279. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super-hot and I want s’more.

280. Stop, Drop, Roll baby, you’re on Fire!

That wasn’t your type? Think just corny ones without any sexual reference is better? If you want more corniness added on existing corniness in your life, then I got just the thing for you. Don’t believe me? Well, it’s high time you change your mind…

Really corny pick up lines

The heading says it all… because, this is where we get really dramatic! Whether someone else competes with you at being corny with your crush… or you just wanna throw something much more corny just because! You won’t find anything better than these…

281. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

282. You must have a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

283. I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

284. Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.

285. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

286. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

287. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

288. You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

289. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

290. Do you know why it doesn’t matter if there’s gravity or not? Because I’d still fall for you.

291. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

292. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

293. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams?

294. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

295. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, how else do you bother others?

296. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became so beautiful.

297. You know what’s the worst thing that can happen to you right now? Me not dating you.

298. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?

299. If you were a steak you would be well done.

300. You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.

Do you wanna propose with your corniness? Wanna ask them to date you or ask their hand for marriage? Well, if you were always a corny person, this is the best way to propose.

Even if it’s not as original, with corniness as the base, you’ll express your heart’s desires clearly here…

Corny love pick up lines

If it’s for marriage, how does your man or woman react to your daily dose of corniness? Do they find it as much funny? Otherwise, this might not be your best bet.

If you’re 100% sure your partner will be happy with a corny proposal, go ahead and express your love away. If you’re asking someone on a date, don’t overthink it and just do it like Nike…

301. Drake would call you and I God’s Plan.

302. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

303. Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together.

304. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

305. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

306. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

307. Are you a cat because I’m feline for you?

308. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

309. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

310. When God made you, he was showing off.

311. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

312. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

313. Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.

315. Do you have a New Year’s resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now.

316. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

317. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

318. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

319. Did you just strike a match? I swear as soon as you walked in, it got lit.

320. I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.

Do you wanna impress them so hard… that they’ll say “hmmm…. That (wo)man was damn cool!” for days? We all want that and that’s what pickup lines are for.

But not all pickup lines give you the same long-lasting reaction. So, why not work on it a bit more with these… 

Great corny pick up lines

If you wanna smoothly slide in their life IRL, you need great corny pickup lines. They might not start chatting with you instantly… however, you’ll be on their mind even when you leave, for days!

Wanna make them anticipate the next time you start talking? These are for you….

321. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

322. If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”?

323. If you were a fruit, you’d be a Fineapple.

324. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

325. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.

326. I’d rate you a nine because the only thing missing is me.

327. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).

328. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

329. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

330. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

331. Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.

332. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

333. Do you have the time? (Tell you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

334. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

335. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

336. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

337. You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!

338. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

339. You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?

340. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Did you not meet them in person yet? Perhaps, you right-swiped one another but didn’t yet text them?

Or did you ping them on Tinder but they never replied? Oh man… I think we gotta fix it ASAP so someone else doesn’t impress your Tinder date! Come on, let’s do it right here…

Corny pick up lines for tinder

Sometimes we right-swipe on Tinder mindlessly thinking “oh gosh, they’re so cool… I know they won’t right-swipe me… but let’s give it a go!” And within days you find out… they matched with you.

You take days to absorb that info, lose the best chance to strike a convo… and that’s the end. So to not end your story so fast, let’s roll into it with these…

341. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

342. I knew you before I met you. I’ve known you my whole life.

343. You might not have been my first love but you are the last one.

344. Do you like Nintendo? Because the Wii would look good together.

345. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

346. I’m going to have to report to Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.

347. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

348. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date for us.

349. They say if you share a PSL with someone it means you’re tied for life. Want a sip?

350. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?

351. Hi, my name is *insert your name here* just in case you want to lower your standards.

352. You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T.”

353. You must be in debt ’cause my interest in you is growing.

354. I hope you’re a doctor because I am sick for your love!

355. You look like such a hot rod and I would love to be your driver.

356. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

357. Are you a black hole because I am sucked into your beauty?

360. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

If you impress your Tinder date, you might become text buddies… I hope you soon reach that level too.

And if you already did, you gotta keep your corny game strong while sharing your corn throughout the exchange. Wondering how else you can? Of course, I got more for you here…

Corny pick up lines for texts

In the texting phase, patience is a virtue. If you guys began with a corny pickup line, by all means, continue steadily. However, that doesn’t imply sending corny pickup lines all day long. 

Otherwise, your crush might only think of you as a cool friend and not a potential partner. So, text about deep stuff but before that, open your first text with one of these…

361. 🔮 I see me in your future.

362. I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. 🙈

363. Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I will take you out. 🏆

364. Can I save you on my phone as “future”?

365. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

366. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

367. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

368. Are you a cool autumn breeze? Cuz you make me wanna jack it.

369. Are you a beaver? Cuz Dam.

370. Are you a candle?  Because I am going to blow you.

371. You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.

372. Are you a burger patty? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

373. You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.

374. I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

375. Are you doing my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.

376. You will make nature question its beauty.

377. I am no organ donor but I will be happy to give you my heart.

378. Are you from Jamaica? Cuz Jamaican me crazy.

379. Do you live in a corn field? Cuz I am stalking you.

380. You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning.

Is your date ready to talk to you over calls? Bruh… that’s some god level improvement! If he/she’s interested in talking to you through their hectic schedule, that sure means you’re a heck lotta important. But whoa there! Don’t get ahead of yourself, and read on to these…

Corny pick up lines for calls

When your crush starts calling you from time to time, most of us think “Oh, he/she’s into me”. Well, they are, but it might be a platonic one and not a romantic one. They might be testing you over calls… so don’t forget to rock a consistent attitude. 

If you sound depressive over calls but behave proactively over texts, that’s a major red flag! So, throw one of these everyday…

381. Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?

382. Do you like science? Because I got my ion you.

383. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

384. Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

385. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

386. Be careful! You might get arrested for stealing my heart.

387. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

388. Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.

389. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

390. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

391. Do you want to build a snowman? It might be hard since you’ll probably melt his heart, too.

392. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

393. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

394. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

395. Do you know what I would do if I was a surgeon? I’d give you my heart.

396. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

397. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

398.  If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

399. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

400. I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.

So we wrapped it at that but I’ve got something more to share. If you’re still nervous about using these, let’s check this out…


How to use corny pick up lines?

It’s not as easy as reciting the pickup lines in your room. There will be people around you and your crush, you’ll never find them in a deserted place… unless you two are already dating.

So, do your best with these tips to have a successful encounter when you use a corny pickup line…

1. Refer to common grounds only

When it comes to pick up lines… whether you choose from our website or another… there will be quite a few TV shows, sports, or even subject reference (I got my I-on you, is a chemistry reference).

Use only common subjects or topics so your crush gets the point – otherwise it’s wasted effort.

2. Don’t get corny too frequently

If you’re talking to this person regularly, like a friend or your partner, keep the corn down! If you pull off too many pickup lines in a day, they’ll think you’re an attention seeker.

Don’t use more than 3 in 24 hours. Talk about more meaningful and deep stuff in your life. You’re not a jester.

3. Keep originality in mind

Don’t memorize everything at one go to impress your crush. Notice if you, your crush, and your situation relates to it.

If you’re hitting on a woman, you can’t say anything about her wood… she doesn’t have one. If it’s about giving them head, but you won’t, then don’t use it.

4. Make sure of your platform and your relation

Who is the other person to you? How do you know them?

A friend, a senior, a stranger, your neighbor? You met them through friends, sibling’s friends, you met in Starbucks? Cool!

If it’s your professor, a married or committed person, someone who’s avoiding you? They’re in your workplace, your friend/sibling is interested in them, a family member? Not cool, stop!

5. Fake your confidence until you make it

When delivering a corny pickup line… you know it’s corny, they’ll most probably laugh… and you want that. Don’t break a sweat thinking they’re laughing at you. Stay confident or pretend to… else they might really laugh at you.

A word from ThePleasantConversation

Whether you want a serious relationship, just want to make friends, get someone’s number, or hit on someone casually… choose your piece of corn from this vast list wisely. Give it enough thought before you find the suitable ones.

Your relationship – a romantic, platonic, or even casual one – depends on your first impression. However, if you make mistakes, don’t dwell on them. Rather, try learning from the hard life lessons to do better next time.

Don’t feel pressured and enjoy the moment you deliver the line. The other person’s expression will express their thoughts. And even if they turn you down, remember that there’s always a next time and a next person.