We all love it. Nobody would say it of course, but throwing in some dirty, flirty, hilarious and cheesy pick-up lines are the best way to break the ice and start a conversation… whether it’s with a stranger or your crush or even your partner.
Maybe they’ll cringe, or maybe they’ll laugh. But at least they’ll have some reaction. That’s something to consider, isn’t it?
And who knows, if you strike the cheesy part well, you might even unlock your doors to bigger opportunities and longer date nights. 😉
Before your imagination starts to rise high, let’s come back and focus on the preparations. Because today, I have brought some 500+ pickup lines to make you laugh, cringe or make someone burp on their drink (oh, yes!).
You can use them at a bar, on a date, on Tinder, for your partner, or even at work. Okay not sure about the last one, though!
But be confident and have a great time even while you’re being cringy. Hahaha. 😉
So, let’s begin.
Cheesy pick up lines for him (cheesy pick up lines for guys)
Well, most guys, actually all guys think that women are complicated. They think nothing can make them happy. But boys, here’s a secret, you can win her heart if you can just make her laugh!
Here’s how you can do that on your first date.
- I should open Spotify right now, cause I am sure you are named as the hottest single this week
- Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material!
- Did your license get suspended recently, for driving these guys crazy?
- I think I’ll keep falling hard for a beauty like yours, so I am going to need that name and number for insurance purposes!
- Do you work on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
- I thought this was a bar, but it must be a museum because a work of art like you cannot be anywhere else.
- You know your smile has been lighting up the room all night, so I just had to come and see you.
- Hi, I am (your name), have we met before? Oh no, that was just my dream.
- Hey, I just had to ask you one little question, “how does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?”
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or just rocked my world?
- You know if you’d be a fruit, I would name you a “fine apple”
- You know looking at you has made me feel like my eyes were made for this.
- Hey, I don’t know your name but I am sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
- You know your beauty pulled me towards you but I know that’s not the only gorgeous thing about you. I’d love to know more.
- The spark in your eyes is so radiant, if I were the sun I’d be super jealous.
- I have a wishlist to see the sky full of stars but now that I look in your eyes, I know nothing else compares.
- If I had a dollar for every time I found someone beautiful like you, I would only be left with $1.
- If beauty is compared with time, yours is going to last an eternity.
- I don’t know what is prettier today, the night or your face.
- I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- You know I always believe, there are three kinds of beautiful, cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow you manage to be all three.
- My friends told me, I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money on some drinks.
- Hey I am Mr. right, I heard you were looking for me.
- I’ll cook you dinner if you will cook me breakfast. So may I know your taste?
- Hey girl. Are you a cool autumn breeze? cause you make me wanna jack it.
Umm, that was fun guys, wasn’t it? But what if you are a girl reading this. Don’t worry. I have got something for you too.
Cheesy pick up lines for her (cheesy pick up lines for girls)
Some girls are shy. Some girls are bold. Some girls are cheeky and some girls are subtle. Well, whatever you might be, I bet you, you will not go wrong with this set of pick-up lines, because I’ve hand-picked them all for you.
…and anyway, why should boys have all the fun… right?
- I think something is wrong with my phone! Would you mind calling it once to see if it works?
- Are you an electrician because you are definitely lighting up my day/night?
- Your hand looks so heavy, would you let me hold it for you?
- I asked God for a man that takes my breath away, seems like you are the answer to my prayers.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Did you come out of an oven, cause you’re hot!
- Something is wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t seem to take them off from you!
- Are you a piece of cake, cause I really want to have you.
- I seem to have forgotten my lip-gloss, can I borrow your lips?
- I am going to make you my boyfriend. Let’s see if you will like it.
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are? Why don’t you take a look yourself! 😉
- I like to be on top of things, would you be one of them?
- I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can return it.
- Is your name Earl Grey, cause you look like a hot tea.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it after we are done making out?
- If it was Halloween, I’d dress up as your princess charming.
- Is that a dreidel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Should I walk by again or have you finally realized I am your soulmate?
- Were you, boy scout, cause you have tied my heart in a knot.
- Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
- Omg, I love your lips, can I borrow it?
- Can you step aside from my glass, your hotness is melting all the ice.
- My name isn’t Elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want.
- Are you a volcano, cause I lava you.
- Boy, I wanna go swimming but I am already drowning in your eyes.
Was it fun, girls? Three cheers to us!
Hip Hip Hurray! Hip Hip Hurray! Hip Hip Hurray!
And now, if you want to get a little flirty, that is exactly what I have for you in the next set.
Flirty cheesy pick up line
If you ask me, flirting is an art, very rarely found. Most people either move too fast which makes the other person leave, or too slow which makes it boring.
That is why you must know the exact pace to move ahead. What better way to do that besides using some flirty pickup lines.
Use these as opening lines and see the magic that follows.
- Damn! You have got beautiful curves, but the smile on your face is my favorite!
- Gosh, finally, found you! God now please fulfill my other wish too: make her fall in love with me.
- I think something is wrong with my phone, your phone number is not in it!
- Would you give me a pinch? You are so cute, I guess I must be still dreaming.
- Wow, I think when God was creating you, he was in the mood for showing off his skills.
- Hey, would you mind telling me the time, I just wanted to note the exact moment I got a crush on you.
- Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- If I was a cat, I would spend all of my nine lives with you.
- You know I had a pickup line ready to go but damn you are so cute, it went off my head!
- I want to text you “goodnight” later, what number should I send it on?
- Well, I am not an organ donor, but for you, I’d happily give my heart.
- I truly believe honesty is the best policy, and to be honest, you are the sexiest guy/girl I have seen.
- I should say, “God bless you” but it looks like he already did.
- You must be a great thief, or else how could have possibly managed to steal my heart?
- There must be something wrong with my mind, I can’t stop imagining how great we would look together.
- Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back!
- Aside from looking tremendously sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Are you a beaver, cause dammmmmm!
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- Did you know that penguins choose only one mate for life? Would you be my penguin?
- Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you!
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- So what does it feel like? Them: feel what? You: To be the most beautiful person in the room.
- Am I going to get a kiss from you today or will I need to lie in my diary?
- Are you Netflix? Because I can watch you for hours.
I bet that worked. Well, you don’t have to thank me (Or, maybe you can!) 😉
And if you don’t have time for the flirting game and want to make a damn good first impression let’s drive in to some best pickup lines.
Best cheesy pick up lines
As I said, sometimes there’s no time for the flirting game. Maybe your crush is in a group or maybe you want to make an impression that lasts.
In those cases, you can never ever go wrong with classics. These pick-up lines are sure to keep them hooked to you during and even after the conversion. Keep reading, buddy!
- You know I have been searching for the happiest place on earth, didn’t realize it would be standing right next to it!
- If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put “U” right next to “I”!
- If you were words on a book, damn it would be a fine print
- God, you are so breathtaking… I forgot my pickup line.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless
- Trust me I am not drunk, I am just so intoxicated by you.
- I was going to call you beautiful, but I realized I don’t have your number yet.
- You can call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next nine months.
- Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme, because Jean Claude van damme, you’re sexy!
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and I don’t mind being lost in the sea!
- Are you a library book, because I would love to read you.
- You must be yogurt, cause I cannot wait to spoon you.
- The only problem with your lips is they are too far from mine.
- Ok, wait, don’t move. I am going to hang this mistletoe right above you. you know what it means now.
- What pick-up line would work the best in order for me to get your number?
- If Disney is the happiest place on earth, then I am sure your arms are the happiest place in the entire universe.
- You must be the speed of light because time stops when I am looking right at you.
- I value my breath so it would be great if you didn’t take it away every time you walked by me.
- Summer is over because you are about to fall for me.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you and that is your last name.
- Do you like vegetables cause I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
- Are you a cat? Because you look purrfect!
- Do you like Harry potter? Because I adumbledore you!
- I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?
I told you, these pick-up lines will never fail you. Oh, and I hope you did take their number. If yes, then let’s move on to see what else we have.
Cute cheesy pick up lines
Most people might not like it if you are too straightforward or flirty. Well, it’s not your fault… nor is it theirs.
So, in that case, you should play safe and make them feel comfortable before you can sneak in a few pick up lines.
Good for you, for I have compiled some cute pick-up lines for you. These cutesy short monologues are made to feel appreciated. Hence, making your way easier to talk to them.
Let’s dive into it.
- If I were to ask one place to swim in, I would choose your eyes.
- Hey, I wanted to say thank you. Cause I love this smile I have been wearing since I saw you.
- Are you a bank loan, cause you sure have my interest!
- They say nothing lasts forever so will you be my nothing?
- I hope our love is like pi: endless.
- You seem like you are made of copper and tellurium, because you are cuTe.
- You will need to drop me home, cause I am blinded by your beauty right now!
- Are you French, because Eiffel for you!
- Is your name google, cause you have everything I have been searching for.
- If you were a burger at Macdonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.
- You must have a high-test score, cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
- Do you want to pet puppies together one day?
- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined in words or numbers.
- Do you drink soda, cause you look soda-licious.
- Are your parents’ bakers? Because you turned out to be a cutie pie.
- If you were a pill, I would overdose.
- Hey, you are pretty and I am cute together we’d be pretty cute. what do you think?
- I would never play hide and seek with you because it’s impossible to find someone like you.
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!
- If you would be a triangle, you’d be an acute one!
- Listen, don’t freak out if a fat man kidnaps you in the middle of the night. I told Santa you are on my wishlist this year.
- I hope you are a doctor cause I feel sick in your love.
- What’s that wonderful scent you are wearing! Oh, that’s just you!
Aah, if I am not given a dose of something “fun”, I’ll be drowning in cuteness. So, let’s move ahead to some funny cheesy pick up lines.
Funny cheesy pick up lines
To be honest, funny pick-up lines have a special place in my heart. They are not too cringy, not too filmy, not too direct but still have the power to get any conversation started.
Don’t get me wrong, but I will always choose someone who can make me laugh. Because, hey, they are so rare.
Okay, that’s enough about me. If you are someone who prefers the same way as I do. Here are some funny cheesy pickup lines to get you started.
- If I were to name you a vegetable, you would be “cute-cumber”
- I would love to take you out for a movie sometime, but they don’t let you bring your own snack.
- You should be a magician! I don’t know why every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
- On a scale of 1 to Alaska, how free are you tonight?
- Girl do you have a taser, cuz you’re stunning!
- If you would be a transformer, it would be “Optimus fine”
- Happiness is a drug and I wanna be your dealer.
- I suck at clicking photographs but I can definitely picture us together.
- You see my friend right over there. He wants to know if you think I am cute?
- Do I know you? Oops, I am sorry, you just look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend!
- Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Are you a time traveler, cause I see you in my future!
- Are you a long structure used to restrict water flow across rivers and underlying streams? Because daaaammmmnnnn.
- Did you swallow a magnet, cause you have been attracting me towards you all night!
- I am so comfortable around you, I don’t even have to hold in my farts anymore.
- Hey come on, you need to pay rent now. You have been spending too much time in my head.
- If I am vinegar you must be baking soda, cause I am all bubbly around you!
- Are you SPF? cause I need you every day!
- Did you steal my beer? This one looks just like the one I was drinking!
- Are you a time traveler? Cause I swear I had a crush on you when I was younger!
- Call the CDC, your smile is contagious!
- When I look at you I feel like I am a pirate and I just found my buried treasure.
- If you were an item on MacDonalds, you would be McHottie!
- My mom told me life is like a deck of hearts, then you must be the queen of hearts!
- If beauty were a grain of sand, you would be a thousand beaches.
If you are not laughing your hearts out at this one, I am sure you are going to, when you read the next ones.
Super cheesy pick up lines
When you’ve exhausted all your cheesy opening lines, you will need to have some more super cheesy pick-up lines to keep the conversation going.
After all, they would need to believe that you are no ordinary person, and you have a treasure of pick up lines to charm them.
As the conversation will move ahead, use these super cheesy pick-up lines to butter them up and find a special place in their minds… and hearts.
- I never believed in love at first sight, but again I never believed someone so beautiful would sit right across me.
- Do you have a map because I just got lost in your eyes!
- Are you a camera, cause whenever I look at you, I can’t help but smile!
- Do you have an extra heart because I guess mine has been stolen!
- Today, I asked God to bless me, and it looks like he already has!
- You are so sweet, I might get a toothache soon.
- Are you a wi-fi? Because I am totally feeling a strong connection!
- Are you good at math?
- Them: no/yes
- You: Me too/Me neither but I sure would love to know your number
- I guess I must be a snowflake because I have fallen for you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
- Can I follow where you are going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is the only one for me!
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I totally got lost in them.
- Drake would look at me and you and say it was God’s plan.
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Can I have your car keys because you have been driving me crazy?
- Oh, there you are. I have been looking for you for years.
- Are you related to Dracula? Cause you looked a lot thirsty looking at me.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I am digging you.
- Are you accepting applications now? Them: for what? For your fan club!
- Did it hurt? falling from the vending machine cause you are one hot snack.
- This may be cheesy but I think you are grate.
- I am not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
- Don’t you just hate it when people are super cheesy to you? (definitely, breaking the ice)
- Hello, I am a thief and I am looking to steal your heart!
Okay, that was sooooo cheesy.
Why not move to something that’s good for people who need some extra effort? For example, your crush! 😉
Good cheesy pick up lines
In another scenario, it might happen that conversation does not unfold for you to use your super cheesy pickup lines.
In that case, you don’t wanna waste your opportunity with them. Use these good pick-up lines so that they vibe with your personality and are also “cheesed” up.
Didn’t get it? Well, you will after scrolling through this list.
- If kindness had a face, it would have been you.
- You are so beautiful on the outside, I can’t wait to uncover the beauty lying inside you.
- Hey, I was wondering if you were an artist, cause you are so good at drawing me in.
- I am really interested in studying history, mostly because I like to ask out dates!
- Excuse me, can you check your pockets/purse, cause I lost my heart and I think you have it!
- Thank God, I paid attention to science during high school cause you and I got chemistry and I can’t wait to explore it more.
- Is this the Hogwarts express? because it feels like you and I are headed towards somewhere magical.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Is there an airport nearby? or was it just my heart taking off.
- Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah right. In the dictionary right next to the word gorgeous.
- If I was a judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
- Are you Netflix? cause I can watch you for hours.
- Do you like coffee? That’s good. Because I like you a latte.
- If being in love was illegal, I would love to be your partner in crime.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just wright for me!
- If I wasn’t jealous of the glass, I’d buy you a drink.
- How stupid of me to think only beer was good here, I mean look at you!
- All the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is so intoxicating.
- Were we just talking? No? Well, can we start now?
- Four and four become eight, but you and I are totally fate.
- Would you kindly step away from the bar, it seems like you put it on fire!
- I can look at you the same way you are looking at your drink.
- You must be debt because my interest in you is growing.
- Your smile has been lightening up the room for so long I couldn’t help but say hello!
- Would a little more alcohol catalyze our chemistry?
Wow, these were some good ones aren’t they?
So, let’s keep the vibe in you alive and see how smoothly you can work your way up.
Smooth cheesy pick up lines
To strike a date with the super-hot confident person sitting next to you, you need to be confident, charming and also cheesy.
In other words, I mean that if they are hot, there is a chance that several people might be hitting on them too. So, the thing that is going to keep you apart from the crowd and get a full-fledged official date is how charming you are.
For times like these, my friend I have compiled this set of really smooth one-liner pick-up lines that are sure going to get their hearts to melt for you.
- So, what do you do for a living, besides locking my eyes with you?
- My mom told me to follow my dreams, so what’s your Instagram handle?
- You know what you would look good in? My arms!
- Oh, I am sorry, I came here to order a drink, but it is so distracting.
- Excuse me, you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
- Hey, my name is (your name) but you can call me anytime you wish. (Go closer and whisper: tonight would be better).
- Oh, you must be really tired today. Them: why.
- Because you have been running through my mind all day.
- I’ve seen you somewhere? Probably in chemistry class.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Well, I don’t know either… but it breaks the ice, wanna get a drink?
- If I had to give four quarters to give to four beautiful women on earth, you would have one dollar.
- I have recently started writing about the most gorgeous (wo)man in the world, so I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Hey, excuse me, please tie your shoes cause I don’t want you to be falling for anyone else.
- I am new in this town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (open your camera) Isn’t (s)he gorgeous?
- Are you my exam? Cause I have been studying for you like crazy.
- Does your name start with “C”? Because I can C us together.
- I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
- Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
- I don’t like children unless they are ours, how about that?
- Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.
- Can you do me a favor? Please take down my number for me.
- Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day; all I am asking is one from you!
- I am sorry, were you talking to me? Them: no. Well, now you do!
- Hello, cupid called me right now. He wants me to tell you to give my heart back!
- Hey, I think you dropped something… my jaw.
Now I am sure you know how to drive a conversation smooothlyyy!
Well, in the next set I wanna see how savage and cheesy you can be! Didn’t understand? Keep scrolling and you will.
Savage cheesy pick up line
Okay, now fellas we are going to move forward to the next level. This one is going to be more intense and more savage yet in a cheesy kind of way.
So, if you are not one for this type, you should consider scrolling down but for those who want to be savage-yet-cheesy to their partner or their crush, here are some pick-up lines that can get you started.
Insert them carefully during your conversation and relish in their widest smirks! 😉
- Baby you are so hot, you can make the north pole look like an equator.
- Your lips look lonely, wanna make them meet mine.
- There must be a light switch on my head cause every time I see you, I get turned on.
- Are you trampoline because I want to bounce on you.
- Want to play the engineer. You’ll be the conductor and I’ll go choo-choo.
- I hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you leave.
- I am not a dentist but I bet I can give you a filling.
- Feel like sharing my side of the bed with you tonight.
- If you were a steak, you would be well done.
- Can I give you a big hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
- Do you know karate, cause your body is really kicking!
- I went to Alabama for college. want to toll ride roll with me?
- I believe in saving water, wanna shower together?
- I am having trouble sleeping with myself, can you sleep with me?
- I am an adventurer and right now, I want to explore you.
- I don’t think I want babies, but I won’t mind refining my baby-making techniques with you.
- Are you an archaeologist because I have got a big bone for you to examine.
- Hey do you have an inhaler because you have that ass-ma!
- You know if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- I may not go down in history, but I would love to go down on you.
- Do you believe in karma? Because I have some good kama-sutra positions to show you.
- I am on my bed and you are on yours. Only one of us is in the wrong place. Wanna find out who?
- If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
- You look cold. Wanna use me as a blanket?
- Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world!
Damn man, you are savage. But what’s a savage mood without some dirty fun. Let’s check out another set to see what I mean.
Cheesy dirty pick up lines
If you are here now, I guess you have pretty much scored your points for a date. Maybe tomorrow or the weekend.
Whatever the case must be, you need to come back with stronger charisma, stronger confidence, and a little bit of dirty fun. Okay, a lot of dirty fun!
But, but, but you have to remember to make it subtle and cheesy so when your fingers touch, it can send a thrill down their spine! 😉
Excited already? Then without further ado let’s check out some dirty, creative and cheesy pickup lines.
- You are a fine wine, girl! The more I sip you in, the better I feel!
- I can guess what’s on the menu today, me on you!
- I was feeling a bit off today, but no worries, you turned me on!
- Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
- Are you a rollercoaster, because the faster you go, the louder I scream!
- You can call me a firefighter because I can turn all the hoes on!
- Those are really great thighs, they would make great earmuffs.
- What is the difference between me and Santa? I’ll only come if you are naughty!
- I am NIKE and you are McDonalds because I am doing it and you are loving it.
- Are you an elevator, cause I would love to go up and down on you.
- Are your pants made of mirrors, cause I see myself in them.
- I feel a relationship should be 50/50. I take your last name, you scream my first.
- You want to come to see the sale going at my house, clothes are 100% off.
- Are you my homework? cause I want to slam you on the table and do it for hours.
- Let’s flip coins, if you get tails that means you are getting a head.
- You know praying is not the only thing, I’d bent my knees for.
- You are so hot, I think my zipper is falling off.
- I have got nice eyes, you want me to roll them for you.
- I am short, could you please put some inches in me.
- Let me give you hickeys only where you and I can see them.
- Are you my pinky toe cause I can bang you all the damn time!
- Do you know what will look good as my necklace? Your hand.
- I am jealous of your heart, cause it’s pumping inside of you and I am not.
- Roses are red, lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
- Am I your life? Cause you’re making me very hard!
Is it getting hot in here? Too much? Okay, let’s slow it down. Only for a bit though!
Corny cheesy pick up lines
Some people might think being corny is not going to give you a chance. But I personally know people that have been to great dates through a corny pick-up line.
I guess it’s not really about the corny pick-up line written like words on a page, it’s how you use it. If you are making it hilarious, you get yourself a date. Mess it up and nothing can happen.
So, if you are ready to experiment with some corny cheesy pick-lines, here’s how you can get started.
- Hey, listen, do you know how to CPR, because you took my breath away.
- Are you a parking ticket, cause, you have” fine” written all over you!
- Do you mind giving me a band-aid, ’cause I think I scraped my knee looking at you!
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable
- If your dad is a boxer, cause you’re a knockout!
- Hey, can you take a picture together, I just wanted my mom to see what my next girlfriend/boyfriend looks like!
- Do you have a name or would I just call you “mine”.
- Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.
- Are you craving pizza? Cause I pizz-a you.
- I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
- You are like my menorah’s candles, getting hotter every day.
- Are you a pie? Cause I’d like a piece of you!
- Are you my phone charger because without you I’d die.
- Is your daddy a drug dealer? Cause I think you look dope.
- If you are feeling down, I can feel you up.
- Do you want to know how I got these muscles? By picking up beautiful women like yourself.
- How long do I have? Until you have to be back in heaven again?
- This might seem corny but you are really making me horny.
- Are you a supermarket sample? Cause I want to taste you again and again without any shame.
- Was your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
- Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Hey, you know you can spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe!
- If girls/boys were boogers, I’d pick you first!
- Have you checked-in yet? Cause I have been checking you out all night!
Corny enough? No? Then you will definitely have a change of mind after reading the next set!
Really cheesy pick up lines
You know what they say, there’s no such thing as too much cheese, just like you. Wait, that’s a good pickup line as well. Isn’t it? Okay, never mind, just a suggestion.
But that just said something about you: You really like to go super cheesy with pick up lines. Worry not, for I have just the right compilation for you.
Use these really cheesy pick-up lines the next time you run out of one-liners and compliments. If you do it right, it’s sure to hit home.
- Are you a charger, cause I am dying without you?
- Even if the earth had zero gravity, I would still find ways to fall for you!
- Are you a broom, cause you have swept me off my feet!
- Somebody call God, an angel has been found here!
- Your middle name must be Gillette, cause you are the best a man gets.
- You and I are like jalapenos and nachos. I am super cheesy and you are super hot, perfect for staying together!
- Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
- Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.
- You are so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.
- Is your name, Ariel, cause we are Mermaid for each other.
- Are you a cat? Because I am feline a connection between us.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- Are you lost? Well, heaven is a long way from here.
- I am not a genie, but I would love to make all your wishes come true.
- Are you a keyboard? Cause you are definitely my type!
- I wish I were cross-eyed because a beauty like yours needs to be seen twice.
- I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead.
- If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
- Are you religious because it looks like you are the answer to all my prayers.
- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s no one like you on this whole planet!
- Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
I told you, I do what I say… and I know you are too cheesed up right now.
So, let me take you to some really great opening lines that are worth trying!
Great cheesy pick up lines
You know sometimes it’s just better to go with classics. Because in those times you are so infatuated with your crush that you do not want to lose this opportunity.
You feel like doing something absolutely mesmerizing, and attractive for them to give you an extra heart and go on a date, maybe.
I know you are already giggling from inside, so I won’t let that fade away. Let’s take a look at some great cheesy lines that are going to work anytime, anywhere.
- I heard kissing is the language of love, and I would love a good conversation with you!
- Thank God I have my library card, cause I am totally checking you out!
- I love playing with numbers. How about you give me yours to prove it?
- I hope there is a fireman around, cause you are Smokin’!
- Gosh, I am so lost (panic action), would you mind helping me with your number.
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- You must be a ninja, cause you snuck into my heart.
- I am lost, can I get directions to your heart.
- Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Cause I would love to slurp you up.
- Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
- If I had a star every time you brightened up my day, I would be holding a galaxy!
- Someone like you definitely doesn’t need keys to drive me crazy
- Do you smoke pot? cause we-ed be cute together!
- Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
- Is your name honey? cause I would love to drizzle you on a bland day!
- I am finding it so hard to breathe, you just keep taking it away!
- Are you glitter because right now I feel like there’s a sparkle in my life!
- Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Are you a doctor? cause my heart beats faster around you (extra points if they really are)
- Do you have a pencil? I might need it because I want to write your future with me!
- Are you a florist? because since the time I have met you I feel like my life has been rosy!
- If God had made anything more beautiful than you, I am sure he’d keep it to himself!
- Are you a banana, because I find you very a-peeling!
- Did you like Nintendo? because Wii would look good together!
- If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso cause you are so fine!
Okay, we are done with great pick-up lines. But what after that? I’ll tell you, keep following me.
Cheesy sexual pick up lines
What is a great date without some spice? And yes, I am talking about exactly what you are thinking. Cheesy sexual pick-up lines that don’t let you get thirsty even for a little bit.
But wait. Here’s a piece of advice from my side: Don’t try to overdo your sexual pick-up lines.
You have to be subtle, smooth, and clean otherwise you’ll just look like a pervert. And we don’t wanna do that. Do we?
So, keeping that in mind let’s check out what great sexual pick-up lines you can use to spice up your impression on them.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
- If your right leg is valentines day and your left is new Year, can I visit between the holidays?
- I am not a weatherman but you can expect 6 inches more tonight.
- Candles aren’t the only thing I like to blow on my birthday.
- I am not into space but I would definitely like to visit U-ranus.
- Want to come back to my place? My couch is missing you.
- Let’s add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hopefully not multiply.
- Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
- The word of the day is “legs”. Can you teach me how to spread it?
- Do you like to draw? Cause I like to put “d” in raw.
- Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you from your clothes on!
- My voice isn’t deep but my throat is!
- Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
- Your dad must be a baker, because those are the nicest set of buns I have ever seen.
- Are you a doughnut? cause you are soft, sweet, curvy, and will soon be filled with cream!
- Let’s make Oreos, I’ll be the cookies, and you put white cream between me!
- You know what is going to look good on my face, your legs wrapped around it.
- Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- That outfit looks great on you, as a matter of fact so do I.
- Do you like bacon? >e too. Wanna strip?
- Let only latex stand between our love.
- Your body is made up of 70% water and I am thirsty.
- Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- I think I lost my keys somewhere, can I check your pants.
Oooffff, I have got to say, that was hot! But if you aren’t someone who takes things too fast, then you should check out the next set.
Sweet cheesy pick up lines
Some of us like to take things slow. The soft giggles, stealing smirks, the light in the eyes. These little moments make us go “that was a good date”.
If you are nodding your head right now, then this next set is really going to cheer you up from the inside. This set contains really sweet pick-up lines that are going to make their hearts flutter and I bet you wouldn’t stop blushing.
Want to check them out? Let’s dive.
- I always thought happiness started with the letter “h”, but I know it seems like it should start with “u”
- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
- It’s never easy meeting or talking to a complete stranger, especially if they are as beautiful as you. So, excuse me, if I take a moment!
- You know, I am actually bad at flirting. So, would you try to pick me up instead?
- I know we are not socks, but we would have made a great pair.
- Are you a 45-degree angle? cause you’re a-cute.
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion!
- The doctor said I am sick because I am lacking vitamin U.
- Can you pick me, you are so gorgeous I must be dreaming.
- Hey, don’t mind me when I say I feel in love now, cause I tripped looking at you.
- They might ask you to leave soon…. you are taking away the limelight from all the other women here.
- You are like my favorite song. I cannot get you out of my head.
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
- Even the gloomiest of days can become sunny if you smile at me like that.
- From today, thinking of you is going to be my favorite part of the day.
- I have got so much to say, but your eyes keep interrupting me
- If you are going to look that good, it’s not my fault that I’ll fall for you.
- You are so sweet, you must be made of chocolates
- I can read your lips when they are touching mine.
- The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
- Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life.
- You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about.
- I did tickle you, right? Hold it because we still have more to go!
- You would make a damn good husband/wife. Can I be the lucky one?
This set makes me feel like “I wish someone would use that one on me!” Maybe I can find one on tinder? Oh, yeah!
Because the next set is about Tinder opening lines. Come with me to check them out.
Cheesy pick up lines tinder
What if you are talking to a stranger for the first time on a dating app like tinder. That makes it even more difficult because in chats you can’t express non-verbally.
So, all you’re left with is a screen and some words. But don’t worry, you can also nail this if you know how to sneak in a few pick-up lines in your conversation online.
Seems overwhelming? This is exactly why I have put together a complete set of pick-lines for you to use on tinder that is definitely going to get you more than a response.
Yes, let’s check it out.
- 401. Hello, I was just dropping by to enquire if you are here, who’s running heaven!
- 402. If I was a rockstar, your name would have been my favorite album.
- 403. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- 404. Do you believe in love at first swipe?
- 405. My mom said she found an intelligent and beautiful girl/boy for me, is that you?
- 406. Hey, do you have 11 protons because you’re sodium fine!
- 407. Are you a sea lion because I can see you lion on my bed tonight.
- 408. I wish you were here to play Simon says with me…. in bed
- 409. Aside from being gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
- 410. Are you HTTP? because without you I am just://
- 411. Do you ever wear fishnets because you are a real catch?
- 412. I bet your birthday is October 10th? Because you are a 10/10!
- 413. Is your Bluetooth enabled, I felt like we could pair.
- 414. I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.
- 415. Are you from space? cause you are out of this world good-looking.
- 416. Roses are red, violets are blue, how do I get so lucky to match with you.
- 417. So I have been trying to use a good psychology pick-up line for you but I am aFreud I can’t come up with anything!
- 418. Are you from Jamaica? cause Jamaican me crazy!
- 419. I am writing an essay on beautiful things in the world? Can I use you as an example!
- 420. Do you like bagels? because you are bae-goals.
- 421. So I already matched you, what’s next? 😉
- 422. I guarantee you I am not flirting with you, I am just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
- 423. I tried to send you something flirty, but it wouldn’t fit in this text box!
- 424. Can I save your number as my “future LOML”?
- 425. *Crystal ball emoji* Hey, I see me in your future!
If you are using these lines for your date online, you must be going on a date. Maybe on Valentine’s Day? What will you say on that day? Don’t panic, cause I have got you covered for that too!
Cheesy valentines pick up lines
Aaah, the season of love. Everything feels heavenly seeing flowers everywhere and people in love. And since you are here, I suppose you have a great plan for your valentine.
Whether they are a blind date, your crush, or even your partner, you have to make them feel extra special tonight.
So, keep the romance alive by putting in some extra special Valentine pick-up lines.
- 426. The sky seems bright today even though it’s so late at night. Oh wait, did you just look at it?
- 427. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
- 428. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? cause you look magically delicious!
- 429. Do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next lover.
- 430. Can we Disney movies and chill?
- 431. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- 432. Dinner first or shall we go straight to dessert?
- 433. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
- 434. Roses are red, violets are blue, I am coming home with you.
- 435. If you look that good in clothes, how amazing would you look without them!
- 436. Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt on a date!
- 437. I without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces, basically a sentenceswithoutspaces.
- 438. Are you a raisin? Cause you are raising my hopes for a kiss right now!
- 439. For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me.
- 440. I realized something, I don’t need Twitter cause I am already following you!
- 441. I must be in a museum because you are a piece of art.
- 442. Thank God, I bought life insurance because my heart just stopped looking at you.
- 443. If you refuse to embrace your curves, can I do that for you?
- 444. I think the gaps between my fingers were meant to be filled with yours.
- 445. Are you an airbender because you blow me away!
- 446. I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
- 447. I think you have something in your eyes. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle!
- 448. On tonight’s menu, I guess we have: chocolates, candy hearts, and you!
- 449. They can’t fit what I feel for you in a conversation heart!
- 450. This valentines day, let’s make a love-like fabric softener and snuggle!
I am sure, you are all set for your big valentines day… and if you want to go for something experimental yet funny, go ahead and check out the next set.
Knock Knock Cheesy pick up lines
Will you believe me when I tell you knock-knock jokes got an upgrade? Yes, that’s right.
If you are a fan of the age-old knock-knock jokes, be happy because I have compiled a set of knock-knock pickup lines that are hilariously cheesy. Wanna take a look at them? Then let’s go:
- 451. Knock, knock? Who’s there? When, where? When, where , who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
- 452. Knock knock? Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I am Pauline in love with you.
- 453. Knock, knock? Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- 454. Knock knock. Who’s there? I love you. I love you, who? I don’t know because it’s you.
- 455. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you right!
- 456. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.
- 457. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you.
- 458. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia who? Cynthia, you have been away. I missed you.
- 459. Knock knock. Who’s there? De Niro. De Niro who? De Niro, I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
- 460. Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
- 461. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you stunning.
- 462. Knock knock. Who’s there? Israel. Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause I am Israel.
- 463. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anime. Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got an anime-zing body.
- 464. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dubai. Dubai who? I know you’re Muslim so can I Dubai you a drink!
- 465. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love I am feeling right now.
- 466. Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open my door to the lips.
- 467. Knock knock. Who’s there? India. India who? What’s it gonna take to get India pants?
- 468. Knock knock. Who’s there? I love you. I love who? Awww, I love you too.
- 469. Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle a little love right now.
- 470. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan does something naughty to you.
- 471. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie, you gonna hide this affair with your husband?
- 472. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda lay you your lonely nights are over.
- 473. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ike. Ike who? Ike can rock your world baby.
- 474. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom.
- 475. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.
I am sure you are addicted, at least I am. And for the last set I have something different for you guys,
Let’s not talk about it and see what it is.
Cheesy bad pick up lines
For the last set, I have also compiled some bad pick-up lines for you. Most times, you think your pickup line is great but you end up being stood up or ghosted… and then you realize it was actually pretty bad.
I know it sucks, that is why the last set is a precautionary set for you so that you don’t make this kind of mistake ever.
To be honest, I am sure even you are going to cringe at these. So, for one last time, let’s dive into it.
- 476. Can you remove your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
- 477. I never really understood what to look for in a woman until I met you.
- 478. I don’t know what it is, but something about you seems interesting.
- 479. Do you know what the little mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be a part of your world!
- 480. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it.
- 481. Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
- 482. I am good at algebra. I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y
- 483. If I had to rate you from 1-10, I’d give you 9 cause I am the 1 you’re missing.
- 484. You must be jelly, cause jams don’t shake like that.
- 485. Have you been cornered by bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
- 486. Are you a campfire? Cause you are super hot and I want smores.
- 487. You must be made of cheese, cause you are looking gouda tonight.
- 488. Are you my appendix? cause my stomach makes me feel like I should take you out.
- 489. Would you just grab my arm so I can flex off to my friends that I have been touched by an angel!
- 490. Are you the sun? Cause I am about to get a sunburn from you.
- 491. Are you garbage, cause I’ll take you out!
- 492. You are like pizza, even when you are bad, you are good.
- 493. Do you live in a cornfield? cause I am stalking you!
- 494. You are so hot that if you ate a piece of bread, you would poop a toast!
- 495. Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop?
- 496. Can you tell me what’s an attractive, funny person like me doing without your number?
- 497. Do you drink milk? cause it sure did your body good.
- 498. Is your mom chicken? Cause you are eggcellent.
- 499. You look like a hot rod and I want to be your driver!
- 500. You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list!
I guess you are smart enough to now understand why you shouldn’t be using these as your pick-up lines. Not at least for the first 3 dates.
Apart from that, I think you are all set.
But before that…
3 Tips to make sure your cheesy lines are not corny
There’s a very thin line between “cheesy” and “corny” and most people seem to jump over that and ruin the opportunity… with their own hands.
But, I’m sure you don’t want to be one of them. So, here are a few tips to safeguard you from falling into the pit of “creepy” people.
1. Say it right
No matter what pick up line you choose from the list, there’s a way of saying it. If your talking style reflects the “creepiness”, no matter how subtle a line you throw in, you will still scare them away.
So, before anything… learn how to say pick up lines.
2. Choose wisely
Cheesy is different for everyone. One pick up line may be cheesy for you… but not for your partner and vice versa.
So, you need to know your partner’s taste to hit the right spot. If you know they like mozzarella, why go for Feta? 😉
That was good, wasn’t it?
3. Don’t pursue
If you’ve tried once, but there was no response from the other side… try once more. But if there’s still no response, the message is simple: Back off!
Don’t keep pursuing someone unnecessarily in the hopes that “one of them will work”. None of them will work if they’re not interested in you.
A word from ThePleasantConversation
It can be slightly tricky to know when, how and what pickup line you should use.
Since everyone’s personality is different, their choice of approach is different and also their boundaries are different.
But here’s a master tip: Don’t feel overwhelmed and just go by your gut. Remember, if nothing, it’s going to be an experience.
But remember to be confident and polite, cause, that’s what is sexy. Have fun, be nice, and that’s all you need for a pick-up line to do its magic!
Surabhi has a deep passion for words. She puts her heart and mind into whatever she pursues and craves for creative ventures. She has always been keen on creating original content that can make a difference. In her experience as a content writer, she has had the opportunity to work on several fields with Psychology being her favorite. Surabhi says, words have the power to transform the world, better than a sword. So she hopes to contribute her bit to this revolution. At ThePleasantConversation, she feels lucky to have the opportunity to share content capable of bringing about a change in the lives of the readers.