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850+ Awesome Pick Up Lines to Level Up Your Flirting Game (the best list EVER!)

850+ Awesome Pick Up Lines to Level Up Your Flirting Game (the best list EVER!)

Updated on May 17, 2022 | Published on March 11, 2022
850+ Awesome Pick Up Lines to Level Up Your Flirting Game

Are you searching for fun and flirtatious pick-up lines to woo your lover? Then you’re at the right place, my friend.

Pick-up lines are very common these days as they are super fun and are a great way to break the ice with that special person. Trust me, I use these whenever my boyfriend’s angry, and it works EVERY TIME!

You must be thinking, pick-up lines are so cheesy and corny. But guess what… If you have a fun pick-up line up your sleeve, you’re at an advantage because these one-liners are great for clearing the air and leave them wanting more… and more!

That’s why I am here at your rescue with some of the most cheesy, corny, extremely flirty, and let’s not forget the dirty pick-up lines that you can use to spice things up!

850+ Awesome Pick Up Lines to Level Up Your Flirting Game
850+ Awesome Pick Up Lines to Level Up Your Flirting Game

Pick up lines for guys

I am so glad you finally found your “the one” and want to take it ahead! But do you want help to break the ice and flirt with them with an added sense of humor?

Well guess what… I’ve got you covered. I have listed some of the most funny and cheesy pick-up lines for guys that you can use to impress your girl!

1. If I had the power to rearrange the alphabets, I’d put U and I together.

2. You must be a parking ticket. You’ve got FINE written all over you.

3. Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

5. Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you look like a SNACK!

6. Even if Earth did not have gravitational force, I would have still fallen for you.

7. Are you in my cart? Because I am checking you out.

8. You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only 10 I see!

9. Roses are red, violets are fine, I don’t know your name, can I call you mine?

10. Your lips must feel heavy. You can rest them on mine.

11. I’m sure you’re an archaeologist because I have got a bone for you to examine.

12. Other than being insanely beautiful, what do you do for a living?

13. Can I follow where you are going? Because my parents taught me to always follow my dreams.

14. You’d be a fine print if you were the words written on a page, love.

15. Are you the square root of two? Because I feel irrational near you.

16. You must be from Star Wars because YODA only one for me.

17. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

18. I’m sure you must be Google. You have everything I am searching for.

19. I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

20. Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

21. Are you a library? Because I am totally checking you out!

22. If you don’t believe in love at first sight, I can come see you again.

23. Can I borrow a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes?

24. I know we are not specs, but I can bet you and I will be a great pair.

25. I heard you like raisins. So, what do you think about a date?

Do you believe that only men hit on women? Well then welcome to 21st century buddy where women aren’t just at par but also better than men. So, this one is for the ladies…

Pick up lines for girls

Men can be super tough sometimes… and super easy to impress, the other times. I know it sounds confusing but you know what’s more confusing – to pick the right pick up line for girls.

So, to help you steer clear of it, I’ve put together a list of super fun pick-up lines you can use to impress your Mr. Right!

26. Great shirt! Is it made of BOYFRIEND material?

27. Are you a broom because you have swept me off my feet?

28. Do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen….by you.

29. I’m pretty and you’re cute, so I think we’d be PRETTY CUTE together.

30. Are you a bank loan? Because you’re charging up my interest!

31. Aren’t you tired from running in my mind all day?

32. God must be panicking as he is missing an angel.

33. Did you just come out from an oven? Because you are HOT!

34. I would have loved to take you to the cinema, but they don’t allow you to enter with your own snack.

35. Should I thank your parents for creating such a masterpiece?

36. Oh my god you drink water too?!! We have so much in common!

37. I bet you invented the airplane because you feel Wright to me!

38. Is something wrong with my eyes? Because I can’t take them off you.

39. You must be French because Eiffel for you.

40. Was your driver’s license revoked because you drove me insane?

41. I think I fell for you; the way snowflakes fall.

42. What are the two things you wish for, other than me being yours?

43. Your beauty had blinded me. For insurance purposes, please provide your name and phone number.

44. Someone call 911, because (s)he just stole my heart.

45. When will I get to the part where you give me your phone number?

46. You must be the sun because I might get a sunburn looking at you.

47. The sun must be jealous of the bright sparkle you have in your eyes.

48. I don’t know your name, but can I call you mine?

49. Should I come back, or have you realized I’m your soulmate already?

 50. I just had to tell you that your beauty made me realize how fortunate I am to be able to see.

Do you have a crush on a friend? Ahh, that brings back pleasant memories. It’s great to have a secret crush… but if you want to take the next step, you’ll need these funny and flirtatious pick up lines.

Funny pick up lines

You may have a crush on your friend but can’t confess because you’re scared of ruining the friendship. Don’t worry, you’re not alone.  

To help you keep your feelings within the curtains, here are some funny pick-up lines that you can use to test the waters to see if your crush feels the same or not.

51. Without you, life is as dull as a broken pencil.

52. You must be wi-fi because I just got connected to you.

53. Your eyes are like the ocean and I’m a great swimmer.

54. If you were a vegetable, I bet you would be ‘cute-cumber’.

55. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I hurt my knees falling for you.

56. I am on my way to complain to Spotify for not naming you this week’s hottest single.

57. The Bible taught me to only think about what is pure and lovely. So, I think of you all day.

58. You would look beautiful… in my arms.

59. If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.

60. Do you know what’s on the menu? Just Me ‘n’ u.

61. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

62. Hold up, girl/guy. Are you a college professor? ‘Cause I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna occasionally talk to my other friends about how annoying you are.

63. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

64. You remind me of a magnet because you’re drawing me over here like we’re opposite poles!

65. Do you work as an interior designer? The room became so lovely when I saw you.

66. I’m not sure what your name is, but I’m sure it’s as lovely as you are. I’m (your name).

67. I can tell you’re stunningly beautiful, but that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d like to learn more.

68. You remind me of fine wine. 

69. My love for you is undefined like a number when it is divided by a zero.

70. You have everything I’ve been looking for and believe me, I’ve looked for quite some time.

71. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrrfect!

72. Something dropped. Oh! It’s my jaw after seeing you.

73. Hi, I just wanted to express my gratitude for the gift. (pause) I’ve had this smile on my face since you gave it to me.

74. Sweetness is one of my flaws.

75. Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.

Do you want to make a lasting impression on that special someone? Of course.

So, keep an eye out for these…

Cheesy pick up lines

Let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love cheese? Exactly, EVERYBODY!

Even when people say “Oh that’s cheesy ewww!”, trust me, they like all of it but keep it low-key. So, I have added some cheese on this list too with these cheesiest pick-up lines you can ever find!

76. What’s your favorite drink? Ohh, same as mine!

77. Can I borrow your phone? I should call God and tell him I’ve found His missing angel.

78. I have 1-ply, and 2-ply, but I want your re-ply.

79. Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look inside your heart?

80. Do you know why you are beautiful? (Why?) Because you have got Full Beauty!

81. Have you got Wings? Because my heart is flying.

82. You must be a magician because everyone else disappears when I look at you.

83. I am tired. I need a comfortable bed. Are you available?

84. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

85. Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

86. Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

87. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

88. By any chance, are you Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

89. You must be good at Academics. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

90. If life was a deck of cards, you are the queen/king of my heart.

91. If Tinder was heaven, we would be a match made in heaven.

92. What is such a beautiful lady/man like you doing without me?

93. If I were a lottery, I would make sure you win.

94. Who is cuter? You or you?

95. Are you painting? Because you’ve added colors to my canvas.

96. Are you a drug, your ways are addicting.

97. When you have kids, I am confused about who will get more kisses.

 98. The first day I saw you will always be a moment in my life.

 99. Will you be the peanut butter to my jelly?

 100. My eyes are not as beautiful as you, but they pour equal love.

Is your partner comfortable with lewd jokes? That broadens your horizon. You must be equally impressive to catch their hearts off guard. So, put some of these spicy, tangy and racy pick up lines and up your game buddy!

Dirty pick up lines

For all of you looking for sexy one-liners to spice up your conversations with your partner, look no further.

I’ve compiled a list of some of the sexiest and naughtiest pick-up lines to make your heart tingle!

101. How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

102. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

103. Your body is 70 percent water, and I am hella thirsty.

104. If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips with mine.

105. If you don’t like my kisses, you can just return them to me.

106. Kissing is said to be the language of love, so do you want to start a conversation with me?

107. Do your lips taste as good as they look?

108. I will let nothing but latex stand between our love.

109. Have you got the time? Because I have got the place.

110. Do you have a job at Dick’s? Because you’re dressed to impress!

111. Nice pair of pants. Is it okay if I test the zipper?

112. Your lips look like they need a friend. Fortunately, I have another pair.

113. Do you wanna start with dinner or go straight to dessert?

114. What is your favorite meal: Chinese, Indian or French?

115. What do you think my chances are of getting a head if I flip a coin?

116. Do you have any ideas about what would look good on you? Me

117. If I was Alice, you would be my wonderland.

118. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

119. You would be in prison if being sexy was a crime.

120. Were your parents’ bakers because that’s the juiciest pair of buns I have ever seen!

121. Wanna go to my room and do some math? We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

122. You’ll have a place to sit as long as I have a face, baby.

123. You just topped my to-do list!

124. You’ll be screaming my name later, so remember it.

125. The FBI is looking for me, can I hide inside you?

These dirty and racy pick-up lines might get you all excited but use these at your own discretion!

Some people get offensive and cannot handle the spice of these pick up lines. So make sure you use it with someone you’re comfortable with or is on the same page as you.

Good pick up lines

Are you looking for something to show off your sass and also be tad-bit cute and flirty? Then here’s a list of some really good pick up lines that you would want to keep up your sleeve.

126. Hey there, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

127. For others, happiness might start with ‘h’, but mine starts with you.

128. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

129. Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

130. Did you just breathe? Because you blew me away!

131. Can I borrow your lips? I’ll give you mine.

132. Do you think I’m brave? Because I’m gonna ask your father for your hand.

133. I am lost and I need the directions to your house.

134. You must like bagels because you’re the literal definition of ‘bae’ goals.

135. You must know telekinesis because you have moved a part of me without even touching it!

136. Do you like messing up? Then I’m here.

137. What! Did you call me yesterday? Repeat your number once!

138. Do you believe in God? He has sent me for you.

139. If the ocean was full of wine, then you should’ve been mine.

140. I am sure 5-stars must have been jealous of you.

141. Don’t you believe I’m single? Let me hit you!

142. If the chair is uncomfortable, you can always use my lap.

143. Hey! Didn’t I see you in the dictionary next to the word ‘gorgeous’?

144. You are a criminal for stealing my heart!

145. Ever heard of a Fineapple? Oh yeah! That’s you.

146. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

147. Can I have your picture? I will show Santa what I want for Christmas.

148. You should have been a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

149. Is your definition of a good weekend being with me?

150. Are you McDonald’s? Because you are the burger to my fries.

If your partner is cutesy, cheesy pick up lines may not be appropriate. Don’t worry because I’ve got your back, with these…

Cute pick up lines

In the mood to blush and get flustered? So why wait, when I have got for you the greatest compilation of cute pick-up lines that will melt your heart in seconds!

151. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

152. Are those mirrors in your eyes? Because I can see myself in them.

153. Our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless.

154. I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

155. You look like a challenge. I like taking challenges.

156. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

157. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

158. Have you been missing something for this long? Coz we never met until today.

159. You know what is best here? It’s you.

160. You are not an apple, but I may bite your red cheeks.

161. Are you a rose? Then I would love to smell you.

162. Wanna live a wonderful life? Marry me!

163. Have you got a sweet tooth? I am a chocolate!

164. What would we eat for breakfast if we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning? a) Pancakes b) Bacon and Eggs c) Crêpes d) Acai Bowl e) something else?

165. Are you good at deciding dating places? Which one is good for us?

166. Do you smoke pot? Because we-ed look cute together.

167. Is this autumn? Because I’m about to “fall” for you.

168. Take my breath away, I want to feel breathless.

169. Do you wanna get a coffee? Because I like you a latte!

170. Are you glitter? Because you add a glimmer to my life.

171. Do you like Nintendo? Because Nintendo and Wii would look good together.

172. Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

173. Who said I’m stalking you? I’m doing research.

174. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

175. If I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought!

Do you like to date on the internet? How do you proceed once you’ve found a good tinder match? Do you use the same Hi, Hello?

It’s time to stand out with these super-fun Tinder pick up lines and wow your right swipes!

Tinder pick up lines

You right swiped recently and had a Tinder date. Of course, you want to bowl them over with your sexy and sassy tongue technology.

So, here are some amazing, super flirtatious Tinder pick-up lines that you can use to make your date go weak on their knees!

Thank me later! 😉

176. If you’re as good at cuddling as you are at looking good, I’ll put my name down for a date.

177. I’d say you’re the bomb, but that might lead to a dangerous conversation…

178. Do you enjoy vegetables as much as I do? Because I adore you from the top of my head tomatoes.

179. I believe you are infected with the new disease known as beautiful.

180. It’s no surprise that the sky is grey; all the color is in your eyes.

181. I’m a newcomer. Is it possible for you to give me directions to your apartment?

182. You’re too beautiful for any of the pick-up lines I’m familiar with.

183. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

184. Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.

185. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

186. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. Wanna know what’s my first?

187. Do you have any experience with karate? Because your body is in top form.

188. Did you just light a match? It was lit as soon as you walked in, I swear.

189. Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.

190. Hey! My name’s Mr. Right, were you looking for me?

191. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.

192. Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

193. Thank goodness I’m covered by life insurance. Because you cause my heart to beat too quickly.

194. If I were an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.

195. No word in the dictionary can describe the way you look.

196. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

197. I have Vitamin D deficiency. Do you wanna go back to your place and save me?

198. Since you’re here with me, Heaven might accuse me of stealing an angel.

199. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

200. Let’s pretend to be carpenters! We’ll get hammered first, and then I’ll nail you.

So, is this racy enough or are you craving for more? So go and rock that tinder date and don’t forget to leave your dates wanting more!

Sexual pick up lines

Is it just me or things are getting spicier? Who do I blame when love is in the air and you want to take it to the “room”.

Chill, the pick-up lines that I have compiled for you will practically BLOW your…. mind. No, I didn’t mean the other thing! 😛

So, let’s get down! 😉

201. I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.

202. Are you jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that.

203. Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

204. I’m not staring at your b**bs. I’m staring at your heart.

205. Is there a light switch on my forehead? Because everytime I see you, you turn me on.

206. I am picky at taste, but you are yummmm.

207. Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!

208. Roses are red, violets are blue. I like nuts, let’s go screw.

209. Are you talented? Then you should be down there. (pointing towards your private area)

210. Apart from your eyes do you know what else is magical? My fingers.

211. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore, and I feel like my face belongs there.

212. Can I put my thingy into your thingy?

213. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.

214. Where do I have to sign up for a makeout?

215. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

216. The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

217. Baby are you a motherboard? Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long!

218. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

219. Would you want to go to a BBQ? (What BBQ?). My meat in your grill

220. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

221. Do you like Kellogg’s? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

222. My heart feels like swiss cheese without you – it’s full of holes.

223. Do you wanna come over? I’m feeling provo-lonely.

225. Wanna spend the night at my cottage?

OOOHH SPICYYY!

Racy pick up lines are great, but if you’re in the mood for some corny things then keep reading for some…

Corny pick up lines

Things get corny, when you’re in a maize field. That made absolutely no sense right?

Then this list of pick-up lines will also make no sense to you because these are corny as hell!

Plus, most of the time you’d be cringing so let’s not waste time and get our minds “corny”!

226. Were you talking to me, I’m sorry? No? Do you want to initiate one?

227. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!

228. Are you KFC because you’re finger-lickin’ goooooood!

229. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you can paint my future pretty.

230. Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

231. Let me hold your hand because it appears to be heavy.

232. My friend over there is desperate for your phone number so they can contact me in the morning.

233. I usually aim for an 8, but I’ll have to settle for a ten because of you.

234. You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

235. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

236. Your smile, out of all the lovely curves on your body, is my favorite.

237. Would you say the same thing if I asked you out on a date as you did in response to this question?

238. Hello, my name is (your name) and you are… stunning!

239. Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

240. Do you always look this hot, or do you have a tan?

241. We’ll look great on a wedding cake together.

242. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

243. Do you go by the name Winter (or any season that is knocking the door)? Because you’ll be here shortly.

244. Hii. Can you help me with the application to be your boy/girlfriend?

245. I have 70 ways to make you happy, ask me how? (How?) One is me, and the rest, 69! 😉

246. Is your left eye bothering you? Because you’ve been looking in the right direction the entire day.

247. You’d be a damnnn-delion if you were a flower.

248. Your dad must be a terrorist because you’re the BOMB.

249. Let’s all be bunnies and reproduce at an alarming rate.

250. You must like Harry Potter because adumbledore you!

Dirty ones don’t always elicit the best responses. People sometimes want you to slide into their hearts before you get into their pants.

…and for that here’s a list of smooth pick-up lines that will hit straight home.

Smooth pick up lines

Even though you want to be funny and flirty, it’s not always possible… not with everyone.

For example, can you throw a racy and sexy pick-up line at your co-worker? NO, right? So, here are some mild, yet smooth pick-up lines that you can try with literally anyone you want:

251. Gillette must be your middle name. Because you’re the best a man could hope for!

252. Apparently, I lost my phone number. Care to give me yours?

253. Are you Google Search? Because you autocomplete me!

254. Anyone who claims that Disneyland is the happiest place on the planet has obviously never stood next to you!

255. You must be a charger because I will be dead without you.

256. Is there an airport nearby, or did my heart just take off?

257. Let’s commit a crime together: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

258. Is it possible for me to borrow a quarter? I’d like to call my mother and inform her that I’ve met the girl of my dreams.

260. Don’t worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night; I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

261. You are unreal like the square root of -1.

262. You’re the only one who lives in my mind; that too, rent free.

263. Are you stranded, ma’am? Because it’s a long way from here to heaven.

264. You must be campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want some more

265. Wow, God was really showing His magic when he created you.

266. Penguin’s stay with their mate their entire lives. Care to be my penguin?

267. Is your name Earl Grey because you look like a hot-tea!

268. Is there a name for you, or should I call you mine?

269. Are you a cake because I want a piece of that!

270. Let me hold your hand because I’m afraid someone will kidnap the beauty that you’re.

271. Was your father a professional boxer? Because you’re a total knockout!

272. Do you have GPS? Because I’m gonna get lost in your eyes.

273. I was feeling a bit off today until you came along… you turned me on!

274. You look cold. Would you like to use me as your blanket?

275. What is a smart, attractive man like me supposed to do if he doesn’t have your phone number?

Not satisfied with simply standing out from the crowd? Do you want to make a bigger impact? I know where you’re coming from.

The competition is too fierce, so let’s help you win the race with some…

Best pick up lines

Still can’t get enough of pick-up lines? Don’t worry, because here I am with this gorgeous compilation of pick-up lines that never go unnoticed. So go ahead, and enjoyyyyyy!

276. You must be an omelette because you make me ‘egg-cited’!

277. Are you sunscreen because I need you every day?

278. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

279. I was wondering if you were an artist because you drew me in so well.

280. You must be space because you take my breath away!

281. Do me a favor and take down my number.

282. C’mon, you don’t remember me?! I’m the (wo)man of your dreams!

283. Nice to meet you, I am (your name). But you can call me yours too.

284. Is it true that you were born with this cuteness, or did you have to work hard to achieve it?

285. Do you intend to make any New Year’s resolutions? Because I’m currently looking at mine.

286. I wish I was your phone so you could spend all day on me.

287. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

288. When do you get off work? Is it okay if I wait?

289. I’d like to dress up as your prince/princess charming for Halloween.

290. Do you have a landline? I want to impress you in an old school fashion.

291. Are you electricity because you give shocks to my heart all day.

292. Do you ever get tired of stealing people’s hearts?

293. You’d be the best track on the album if you were a song.

294. They say that when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams, you’re in love. I don’t think I’ll ever want to sleep again after seeing you.

295. I was going to use a cheesy pick-up line, but you’re much better than that.

296. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

297. I am glad I am wearing gloves because you are a bit too hot for me.

298. That’s a nice shirt you’ve got there. Is it okay if I try it on after we’ve had sex?

299. Do you wanna build a snowman? It might be difficult because you’ll certainly melt his heart as well.

300. If I were the judge, I’d sentence you to spend the rest of your life with me.

Had enough of cute stuff and wanna get FREAKAYYY with your partner? Then read ahead and dive into these…

Freaky pick up lines

Can’t wait to get freaky with your significant other? Then guess what I have for you, a fully compiled list of freaky and NSFW pick-up lines that will multiply your chances of getting laid! 😉

So, let’s not waste time, and get full-on KINKY!

301. Please let me know what time you’ll be back at my place.

302. I think you’re a haunted house. Whenever I’m in you, I’ll scream?

303. Your dress would look fantastic on my bedroom floor.

304. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

305. I love my bed but I would love to be in yours.

306. You must be an elevator because I would go up and down on you.

307. I know a terrific way to burn off calories. Wanna try?

308. Are you soda because you are so-da-licious!

309. Are you shovel? Because I am diggin’ you.

310. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back!

311. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

312. This might seem corny, but you make me hella horny!

313. You are just like my little toe. I’ll bang you on every piece of furniture.

314. You must be a sea lion because I can see you lion in my bed all day.

315. Wanna practice making a baby?

316. I’m an adventurer and you’re the Amazon.

317. Wanna save water by showering together?

318. You must be Dracula because you looked thirsty when you looked at me.

319. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

320. You got 50 percent off? Clothes are 100 percent off at my place.

321. Your lips taste so sweet that Hershey’s kisses might run out of their business.

322. I must be a beaver because I am dying for your wood.

323. Let’s just stay in and cuddle tonight.

324. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m grate in bread.

325. Please brie my valentine.

Haaash… you must be really turned on… even I am. 😉

And if you’re feeling to see more like this, then don’t forget to check out the list down below that’ll make you wanna do something super “fun”.

I hope you know what I mean by “fun” here!

Kinky pick up lines

Ooooooooh! Things are getting SPICYYY. Sweet and cute pick up lines are all good and funny. But trust me, these kinky pickup lines are the best of the lot.

This insane list of kinky and freakish pick up lines will give you goosebumps and also trigger an undeniable urge to get all horny. So, what are we waiting for folks?

326. Sticks and stones may break my bones, But whips and chains excite me. So tie me down and hurt me, to show me that you like me.

327. Is that a handprint on your ass-cheek? Would you like another one?

328. If I gave you permission to speak, would you ask me for my phone number or my meat?

329. Do you work for a large lumber company that is hell-bent on deforestation? Because I want to be chained to your heavy machinery.

330. I like my women like I like my books: well read and leather-bound.

331. I’m a little tied up right now but you’re always welcome to come join the fun.

332. When they tell me they like Japanese food I ask them if they ever tried Shibari.

333. Are you reconsidering your affiliation with the communist party? Because I really want you to leave Marx.

334. Nice boots. Wanna f*ck without taking them off?

335. Netflix and chill what? I only know Netflix and choke ayyy~

336. Are you a baby dragon or a bdsm freak? Because I’ll be your dungeon master in any case.

337. Hey sexy! I just wanna tie you up and tell you all about how Twister is my favorite game.

338. Are you claustrophobic? No, why? I just wanted to make sure before wrapping my legs around your face tonight.

339. You must be Aquaman, because whenever I see you, I get wet.

340. Do you have a trip planned soon? Because the bulge is getting bigger.

341. Is it more comfortable to wear boxers or briefs? You won’t need either tonight, so don’t worry about it.

342. I’m glad I’m not lactose intolerant because I’m going to be drinking your milk all night.

343. Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.

344. Is it true that you are Santa Claus? I’d be delighted to jingle your bells.

345. Your clothes seem expensive; too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight.

346. You don’t need to have a key to unlock my key”hole”

347. I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.

348. Do you want to play doctor and patient? I will let you be my gynecologist.

349. It’s customary to greet people with a kiss on the lips where I come from. Could you say a slow “hello” to me?

350. I don’t have any pillows at home, can you lend me your b**bs?

The best pick-up lines will help you break the ice and start a conversation, whether they’re funny, cheesy or clever.  

Plus, using corny pick-up lines demonstrates that you have a playful personality—and who doesn’t like that?

But buddy the real winner is the creator. So here are some…

Unique pick up lines

For all the ones looking for something no one’s ever used before… Here’s the ultimate compilation of unique pick up lines that you can ever find!

So, now go woo your soulmate with your creativity… Bubyee!!!!

351. You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

352. You must be a cat because you look purrrrfect!

353. Would you hold it against me if I said you had a good body?

354. Thank goodness I remembered my library card! Because I’m keeping an eye on you.

355. You must be a magician because you casted a spell on me.

356. Are you a map? I like exploring you.

357. You must be sugar because you’re gonna give me diabetes.

358. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

359. Are you a blazing bonfire? Because you’re incredibly attractive and I’m craving s’more.

360. Can you please hold my hand because I wanna brag to my friends that I have been touched by a goddess.

361. Hey, I’m going for a stroll. Will you please take this (my hand) and hold it for me?

362. Hey, do you remember me? I saw you in my dreams last night?

363. Do you happen to have a pencil? I simply want to erase your past and begin writing about our shared future.

364. You owe me a drink, because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

365. You watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. right? Then please be Rachel to my Ross!

366. I’d give you a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

367. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to impress the most attractive (wo)man in the room. So, did you think of a way we can spend their money?

368. Is it true that you’re the same lovely and intelligent girl my mother promised she’d find for me?

369. You’re the one Heaven is searching for, but luckily I found you before them.

370. Please let me show your picture to the scientists because I desperately wanna prove that angels do exist!

371. I just got a better addiction than cigarettes. You.

372. Can you tell me the sum of you and me?

373. My life without you is pointless like a pen without ink.

374. If you’re the Sahara, then I am the camel.

375. I wanna be your sock, so that I can be with you at every step.

In the mood for some sugar and honey?

Then here comes the next list with pick up lines that are sweeeeeet as honey… mind you, you might give them diabetes! 😉

Sweet pick up lines

If you want to make your partner/friend/crush go awww and make them blush, check this list of pick-up lines that are sweeter than honey!

376. Let’s play iPhone games! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I will take you out.

377. Wow! It was a huge mistake to leave my inhaler at home.

378. It’s been a long day, but a few minutes in your company will brighten it up.

379. My fortune cookie advised me to be more direct in my communication. And I’d like to invite you to dinner.

380. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft.

381. My phone just told me that if I don’t get your number in the next minute, it will self-destruct.

382. Knowing you has already made me a better person. Will you allow me to thank you with a date?

383. I want to see if it’s true that food tastes better when I’m with you.

384. I wouldn’t want to survive a zombie apocalypse with anyone else other than you.

385. I think of you every time I see something beautiful.

386. You’re on my mind so much that I should charge you rent.

387. I need a motivating quote, and you look like someone who could motivate anyone.

388. What would you suggest to a guy who can’t get enough of you?

389. You’d have all of my favorite toppings if you were a pizza.

390. I’m craving delicious food and even better company. Why don’t you join me for dinner?

391. You mind keeping me company for a bit? It’s been a day.

392. I’m doing some research on dinner dates and was hoping to use you as a test subject.

393. You turn around just as I catch my breath and make me lose it all over again.

394. Do you play Quidditch? You’re a true keeper, after all.

395. I’m willing to take the chance that a date with you will ruin me for everyone else.

396. It appears that I’ve finally found someone who can both challenge and amuse me.

397. We have a lot in common, according to a mutual friend.

398. I’m not sure if asking you out makes me brave or if it’s because I’m tired of settling for less.

399. Your glass/mug is empty, and I couldn’t help but notice. Is it possible for me to help you with that?

400. So, when was the last time you went on a date that you wished would last for eternity?

Does your crush often call you stupid playfully? Then why not use this stupidity to your advantage?

Stupid pick up lines

This list can be used whenever your conversation takes a bad or boring turn. Because there’s honestly nothing that a good laugh won’t fix.

This bad list is full of cringy pickup tinder lines that have become so popular because they were so bad!

401. Your sweetness is giving me cavities.

402. Is heaven aware that an angel is missing?

403. You appear more precious than any diamond in the world.

404. Are you related to Yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!

405. Have you tried the longer burger at KFC yet?

406. I’d say God bless you, but it appears that he has already done so.

407. I don’t mean to scare you, but the more I fall in love with someone, the cornier I become.

408. Are you an exothermic reaction? Because you’re radiating hotness!

409. If I was a drum, I’d let you bang me all day long!

410. Every day, Hershey’s factories produce millions of kisses, but I’m only asking for one.

411. Do you know that Google ranks search results based on the popularity of links? You are my number one Because all of my links point to you.

412. That mask enhances the natural beauty of your eyes.

413. Google can return millions of results in under 1 second, but it took me a lifetime to find you.

414. Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants?

415. I’m checking you out instead of going to the library because they’re all closed.

416. Do you require a cooking partner? Because I am a culinary genius.

417. Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

418. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

419. Baby it’s COVID-19 outside, so why don’t you stay-in with me?

420. You were the first result when I Googled “Who Is the Finest Lady in the Room.”

421. For your morning coffee, do you prefer a French Press or a Bialetti?

422. You’re everything that I’ve ever dreamt of and SO MUCH MORE.

423. Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

424. I-C-U in my dreams.

425. Baby, there’s no one like you, in the whole wide world.

Next up is clever pickup lines to help you strike a wise conversation in every situation… whether you’re looking to ask a special person out on a date or just want to get their attention

Clever pick up lines

Every pick-up line is thought to be a clever icebreaker. The best way to show someone you find him or her interesting is to use witty pick up lines.

So, I have prepared a list of clever and witty pick up lines that are sure to bring a smirk on your partner’s face! 😉

426. There are many fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to bring home.

427. Why don’t you come live in my heart for free?

428. Is it okay if I borrow your phone? I need to contact my mother. She instructed me to contact her as soon as I found the man or woman of my dreams.

429. You would be the richest person on Earth, if beauty was currency.

430. I don’t care about your last name, but don’t worry; I can change it.

431. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

432. You should go somewhere else, or the carpet will catch fire.

433. If I were a stop sign, I’d turn red every time you drove by so I could stare at you for a little longer.

434. I’m sure I’ve seen you around… because I saw you when I Googled “the most beautiful (wo)man alive”

435. Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.

436. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

437. Do you know the difference between you and the new iPhone? The new iPhone costs $700 and you’re priceless.

438. What phone number should I use when I text you goodnight later?

439. Men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much if God made every woman as beautiful as you.

440. I don’t think you were created by God. He was afraid that the angels would be envious of you.

441. I’m not attempting to impress you in any way, but… I’m The Batman, and I’m here to help you.

442. You didn’t think you stood a chance against me? You are completely incorrect.

443. If you want me to take you out to dinner, don’t tell me. Simply smile if you want to say yes, or do a backflip if you want to say no.

444. My cell phone isn’t working properly. It is missing your phone number.

445. Do you want to eat cookie dough together someday?

446. My love for you is like a concave function. It’s always increasing.

447. How can I know hundreds of digits of pi and not 10 digits of your phone number?

448. My life’s ambition is to make you as hard as my calculus homework.

449. I’m curious as to what the L’Hospital’s limit is when I’m over you.

450. Your legs are more attractive than those of an Isosceles right triangle.

But, if your partner and you are in the mood for something romantic and lovey-dovey, don’t miss out on the pick-up lines listed down below!

Romantic pick up lines

Love is the air, I see!

To help you set the air… Here are some super-cute, flirty romantic pick-up lines that will make your heart flutter and give you butterflies!

451. Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole damn Zoo when I’m looking at you.

452. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

453. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

454. Please catch me If I fall for you!

455.Are you a firefighter? You came in hot and left me drenched.

456. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

457. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

458. Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? Because you’ve certainly tangled up my heart.

459. Are you a rugby player? ‘Cause I’d like a touchdown there.

460. I’d spend all nine of my lives with you if I were a cat.

461. Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again.

462. You must be a shot of vodka, because you hit me hard and turned my world upside down.

463. Is your mother a drug dealer? Because you’re a dope, baby!

464. Either I need my eyes checked or you’re the most attractive (wo)man I’ve ever seen.

465. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

466. Hey, I’d ask for Netflix and chill… However, you appear to be a fan of Stranger Things.

467. I enjoy taking advantage of freebies, and if you’re free, I’ll take you out.

468. Are you a broken compass? Because I’m not sure where that one was going.

469. I think I’ll be able to die happy now that I’ve seen a piece of heaven. (Keep looking at them)

470. I looked for a signature when I first saw you because every masterpiece has one.

471. Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.

472. Why would I want to gaze at the stars when I could gaze into yours?

473. If I were a letter in the alphabet, I’d be Q, so I could always be next to U

474. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d choose to say “I Love You” with my last breath.

475. I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more because of you.

Wanting to approach your crush by playing dumb? Then you should have these dumb and stupid pick up lines up your sleeve.

Dumb pick up lines

Playing dumb, huh? Trust me it isn’t easy especially when you don’t have a blue-print handy.

So, here are some super lame and stupid pick up lines that your crush won’t be able to resist and slam you with “That was so stupid!”

Take that lead and carry the conversation!

476. If you’re going to ignore me, at least give me some hope by scribbling random numbers on a piece of paper.

477. Am I cute enough or do you wanna get more drunk?

478. Would you hold it against me if I told you: you have a hot body?

479. If You Were Sprite, I’d Obey My Thirst!

480. Don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I wish it was you…

481. I’m no Rapunzel, but I’ll let you pull my hair.

482. Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?

483. Nice last name, wanna share it?

484. You remind me of my chapstick, ‘cause you da balm!

485. I got a pen and you’ve got your phone number. Imagine the possibilities.

486. Can you help me solve this problem? X + U=25. I think X is 15, ‘cause U sure are a 10.

487. Are you a trampoline? ‘cause I want to bounce on you.

488. Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you are mine. Tails I’m yours.

489. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

490. Do you like Disney movies? ‘Cause you look like my happy ever after.

491. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

492. If girls were boogers, I’d pick you first.

493. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

494. I might need a doctor, ‘cause you’re doubling my heart rate.

495. What’s the difference between your couch and me? (What) You’d feel better sitting on me.

496. Is your name Dunkin? ‘Cause I DONUT want to spend another day without you.

497. Whether, JAFAR or JA-CLOSE, I will always be yours.

498. Are you Snow White? Because I wanna be the one to kiss you in the morning.

499. Your right leg is Easter and the left leg is Christmas. I wanna meet in between the holidays.

500. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens, when I am around you.

Now that you’ve achieved the tiny smile… acting dumb… why not take it a step ahead and tickle them with some…

Hilarious pick up lines

Someone said Laughter is the best medicine and I couldn’t agree more.

And you would too… after you’ve skimmed through this super fun list of pick up lines…

501. You must be the COVID vaccine because I’m never turning you down.

502. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away.

503. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza that tastes like you!

504. You are sweeter than honey. Have you been covered by bees?

505. I’d like to take you to the movies but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

506. Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!

507. Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

508. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

509. Is it true that you’re my Appendix? Because I’m getting a strange feeling in my stomach that I should take you out.

510. I just wanted to let you know that you have a cute face.

511. Are you a native of Australia? This is because you satisfy all of my koalafications.

512. I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to donate my heart to you.

513. Which would you rather have: makeup or a makeout?

514. Do you work as a florist? My life has been Rosey ever since I met you.

515. What’s it like to be the most attractive (wo)man in the room?

516. Your hair is as beautiful as a full moon night.

517. Even though the sun didn’t rise today, your smile was enough for me to brighten my day!

518. If you have a heart to give, I will be the place to keep.

519. Wanna see a picture of the most beautiful girl/boy I have ever seen? (sends a picture of you)…How’s (s)he?

520. You are already gorgeous but my love can make you more beautiful.

521. How free are you tonight, on a scale of 1 to America?

522. Tie your shoelaces because I want you to fall only for me.

523. I didn’t think Tinder was a good place until I met you.

524. If you’re not a kidnapper, why did you abduct my heart then?

525. A (wo)man as hot as you shouldn’t be allowed to roam around freely.

Now it’s for some…

Nerdy pick up lines

To tell you truth, I also am a hardcore fan of geeky and nerdy guys!

Let’s be honest, guys with glasses look like SNACC!

If you’re one of me, this will be your favorite list because I’ve compiled some of the nerdiest, geekiest pick-up lines that you’ll find on the Internet! Enjoyyyyy!!!

526. From what I saw, you’re suffering from a deficiency of vitamin ME!

527. Are you the Sun? Because I can’t stop orbiting around you!

528. You must be gold because I’m in Au of your beauty.

529. Let’s turn our potential energy into kinetic energy together.

530. You cause my dopamine levels to skyrocket!

531. You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

532. Do you have a high SAT or ACT score? Because all I want to do now is take you home and show to my parents.

533. Me without you is like a nerd without braces.

534. I’m learning about historical dates. Do you want to be one of them?

535. Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table because I adore the letter U.

536. You have the heat of a Bunsen burner.

537. 3.14 isn’t as sweet as you!

538. You have the curves, and I have the angles.

539. You’re a clearly defined function!

540. Hey, that’s a nice asymptote!

541. If we were chromosomes, would you be my homologous pair?

542. So, your lab or mine?

543. I know we have chemistry together. But now let’s get some BIOLOGY!

544. Are you a scientist because I lab you so damn much!

545. Your Bosons gave me a Hadron!

546. Will you be the nucleus to my atom?

547. Do you have beryllium, gold, or titanium in your body?  Because you are BeAuTi-ful.

548. You look right like a 90-degree angle!

549. I fell in love with you faster than the replication DNA.

550. Are you nucleus? Because without you I’ll be no more.

Are you a perfectionist by nature? Or do you aspire to become a perfectionist? Ahhh… I’m guessing your crush is a stickler for details? Gotcha!

So, for easy access to their heart, here are some…

Clean pick up lines

For all the perfectionists out there, these one-liners never miss the target.

Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!

551. I understand you have a lot on your plate today, but could you please add me to your to-do list?

552. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

553. Do you have a captivating personality to match your captivating eyes?

554. I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

555. Are you my heartbeat? Because without you, I would die.

556. Are you a cat because I can feline a connection between us.

557. I’d be in a higher tax bracket if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you.

558. Give me your car keys so that I can make your heart race.

559. I’m taking a stroll. Do you mind taking my hand in yours? You see, I’m getting old.

560. Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?

561. I love your fabric softener. So, can I smell you?

562. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

563. What are your other qualities, aside from being so beautiful and intelligent?

564. I wouldn’t cry if you were a tear in my eye because I’d be afraid of losing you.

565. Are you from outer space? Because you look out of the world!

566. Do you have time? (For?) To write my phone number?

567. Planets must be constantly orbiting around you because you’re as bright as the sun.

568. The only marks I want on my body are the ones made by you.

569. Do you wanna go on a date with me or do you wanna go on a date with me?

570. I wish I could be one of your tears, born in your eye, running down your cheek, and dying on your lips.

571. Care to share your secret of being this sweet?

572. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me.

573. I thought I had died and gone to heaven because you are so heavenly!

574. I love you like the last bite of an ice-cream cone.

575. Will you be my king/queen and rule a place called ‘my heart’?

If you’re looking for a creative way to connect with your crush/partner, then these pick up lines can be a great start and make your conversation interesting!

Plus, who doesn’t like a few harmless jokes?

Creative pick up lines

I’m sure literature geeks like me would only LOVE this section.

I have done the hard work, and compiled a set of pick-up lines that are not so common yet hit straight home. So, giddy up, folks!

Let’s show these pick up lines some love!

576. Are you the first edition of a book? Because you’re SO precious!

577. You must be Five People ‘Cause I just met you, and I’m in Heaven.

578. As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.

579. It has to be at least Fahrenheit 451 here because of your hotness, baby.

580. Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?

581. Can I have The Way of All Flesh with you?

582. Can you help me? I’m in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin’ you out.

583. I think I just stepped into E. M. Forster’s novel, as any room with you in it is A Room with a View.

584. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues if you won’t give them your number, boy.

585. I just finished my Amazon wishlist last night, and you were at the top.

586. Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.

587. If this was the Beautiful and the Damned, then you’d be beautiful and I’ll be damned if I didn’t buy you a drink.

588. You remind me of a library book, and I love checking you out.

589. Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it’s doing something to my Being.

590. Girl, you’re my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo’.

591. Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover?

592. I’m no Robinson Crusoe, but I can explore you if you let me.

593. Hey, why don’t you let me bring you to Treasure Island?

594. I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won’t go out with me?

595. I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.

596. I’d like to end your Age of Innocence.

597. My Heart was a Lonely Hunter ’til I met you, girl.

598. Do you want to come back to see my book collection?

599. Together, we could create such a lovely library.

600. We Need to Talk About Kevin. I’m Kevin, can I buy you a drink?

That was so much fun. But wait, we have more…

The next set of pick up lines are legit, trust me!

With a generous amount of cheesiness and cringiness, these pick up lines are both intriguing and fun.

Catchy pick up lines

Want to be sassy and catchy with your words? Then you definitely can’t miss out on these catchy pick-up lines, which will make you go, “OOOOOOOH”

601. So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

602. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.

603. Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

604. All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

605. Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

606. I have these chicken b_rgers. Now, all I need is an U!

607. Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

608. If you were a dessert, you’d be cream buns ‘cause those buns are creamy.

609. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cuteness on your face.

610. I’m going to tell you the truth. I swiped right 50% because you’re adorable and 50% because I adore your dog. What’s his name, by the way?

611. I recently purchased kiss-proof lipstick and require a lab partner to put it to the test. Are you up for it?

612. You’re the macaroni to my cheese!

613. Avocado on toast or guacamole on the side of your taco?

614. Are you a doughnut? ‘Cause I found you a-dough-rable!

615. You make my heart skip a beat!

616. Hypothetically speaking, if you were a restaurant who shut down dining-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?

617. Do you want to play Coronavirus and spread it around on hard surfaces?

618. I’m not a Doritos Locos Taco, but I’m sure going to spice up your night.

619. You remind me of a box of chocolates, gurl. Because I want to remove your top.

620. I’m like chocolate pudding; I may not look appetizing, but I’m delicious.

621. Hey, baby, how often would you want to come within 6 feet of me?

622. Because we’re both quarantined in the same house, your choices are somewhat limited.

623. The government says we should keep a distance of 6 feet, but I only want to give you 6 inches.

624. I used to Google about love, but I don’t have to anymore… now that I’ve met you.

625. Do you think you’re a Frito because you’re so corny?

Liked this compilation of catchy and fun pick-up lines? Great. But hey, don’t go anywhere because I have more in store for you!

So, tighten your seatbelt and get ready for more fun… dirty fun!

Horny pick up lines

Feeling horny and worked up, huh? Even if you’re not, you will be after checking out the most perverted one-liners and pick-up lines that I have listed out for you!

So, dive in, amigos!

626. I’m suddenly feeling like a vampire, and I want to eat you out alive.

627. If you like pets, then I can show you my kitty tonight.

628. This Halloween, let me be your treat.

629. My favorite position is on my knees, begging for rain.

630. I like to imagine myself as the polar opposite of your mother; you slid out of her, but you’ll slide inside of me.

631. It’s cold and I am in the mood for some body heat!

632. If we were astronauts, we would have started from Uranus.

633. Sorry, what is your name again? Just wanted to make sure that I would be screaming all night.

634. I am sure as hell that my mouth will be perfect for your thingy.

635. Today I finally realized why I was feeling empty. It’s you inside me.

636. Let me go on until I see the white in your eyes…

637. Please be a good chef because I’m in the mood for some thick sausage with two eggs on the side.

638. Do you like the number 69?

639. I used to get up in the middle of the night for a cup of cow milk when I was younger. Now, all I have to do is get up in the middle of the night to get a load of man milk.

640. I can’t find any cabs. Can I ride you instead?

641. If you agree to be my Santa, I’ll let you slide down my chimney tonight.

642. Some people are admirable, some people are adorable. You’re both but also f**kable.

643. Let’s play Whack-A-Mole, because your buddy is about to pop out.

644. I’m thirsty, so can I get some of your milk?

645. I heard you are into magic tricks. I can make six inches disappear in a second.

646. Here’s my address: 69 Nood Avenue. Want to come over?

647. Will you be patient enough to let me finish first?

648. You smell so sweet, so can I have a taste?

649. Would you mind if I carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?

650. I haven’t visited Australia yet, but I’d love to go down under.

I know how fun these racy pick up lines may seem, but don’t forget to check whether the receiver is comfortable with such lewd content or not!

Otherwise, this might backfire on you, and you will get a slap instead of a kiss. Be careful!

Next, we’ll have some…

Weird pick up lines

Ever went, “Ewwwwwwwwww” after hearing a pick-up line? Well, now you will because I’ve got pick-up lines up my sleeve, that will make you bawl. LITERALLY!

So, if you wanna get your hands dirty and your mind messy, let’s not waste time and get down to the GROSS business!

651. I’m lost, will you give me the direction to your heart?

652. I’m so relaxed around you that I don’t even have to hold my farts in.

653. Allow me to be your integral in order for me to be the area beneath your curves.

654. What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

655. Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH

656. Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t….

657. May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

658. You have 206 bones in your body; do you want one more?

659. God put just as much effort into you as he does into a fine artisan cheese.

660. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

661. Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!

662. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

663. Sweetheart, you’re the winner in my game of love!

664. Do you have glitter in your eyes because they are so damn sparkly!

665. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I make the right choice?

666. Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass?

667. Do you mind if I push in your stool?

668. You can’t spell virus without U and I.

669. You must be the COVID vaccine because I need you in me.

670. Your smile is more contagious than the COVID-19 virus.

671. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m fairly good with numbers. Let me tell you the history of the number 69.

672. You enjoy bacon right? Then do you wanna strip?

673. Is it true that you’re a specimen? Because I’ve been observing you for quite some time.

674. Can we watch a Disney movie and relax?

675. Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in your sauce.

Knock Knock jokes and pick up lines are my favorite.

If you want an evergreen ice-breaker, nothing can be better than these…

Trust me, sometimes it makes absolutely no sense yet everyone in the room is laughing.

Knock Knock pick up lines

Knock knock. Who’s there? Me. Me who? Me with an impeccable list of the funniest and corniest knock knock jokes ever! Yes, my love, you read that right.

So, let’s not waste time and get down to the ‘FUNNY’ business…

676. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?

677. Knock-knock. Who’s there? When and where? When, where, who? Tomorrow night, my house,

you and me.

678. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

679. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

680. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!

681. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can go on a date?

682. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police tell me I’m your type!

683. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you soon, right?

684. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? A Herd. A Herd who? Heard you like girls/guys who tell knock-knock jokes!

685. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

686. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

687. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher me, obviously.

688. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you’ll go out with me!

689. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!

690. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

691. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hershey’s. Hershey’s who? Hershey’s kiss!

692. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.

693. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

694. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love

you?

695. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you!

696. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, who else?

697. Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing tonight?

698. Knock Knock Who’s there? I love you! I love you, who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

699. Knock Knock Who’s there? India! India who? What’s it gonna take to get India pants?

700. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Beautiful! Beautiful who? You!

I may not have mentioned you separately… but not for once think that I forgot you, buddies!

Hit your man with these super fun and flirty pick up lines and lock your date for the night! 😉

Gay pick up lines

Being a guy yourself, it may be tricky to find a guy with similar sexual preferences especially when the society still sees it as a taboo.

But who cares, right?

Mention your sexuality on your Tinder profile and get going with all the right swipes! 😉

701. My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her right?

702. I’ll forgo my morning cereal in order to spoon you.

703. To be perfectly honest, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

704. Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.

705. Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

706. Can I ride your joystick?

707. (Licking his finger and wiping it on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these drenched garments.

708. Hey, I’m bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?

709. I hope you’re not cancer, because you’re dressed to kill tonight!

710. I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.

711. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one taking you home tonight!

712. I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have mine!

713. If you and I were the last men on earth, we can get laid in public!

714. Is that a two-sided vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

715. Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be Oliver this dick.

716. It doesn’t matter to me if you a gay, bi or both.

717. Real men eat me.

718. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

729. Are you straight… because I bet that I can turn you gay.

720. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

721. I’m hoping you’re not a vegetarian because I’d like to serve you some meat!

722. I don’t want to melt in your hand; I want to melt in your mouth.

723. I’m not an interior decorator because when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

724. I have an oral exam coming up, so can I practice with you?

725. Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Don’t worry, girls… the next one is for you!

Lesbian pick up lines

Let’s admit it: Women are better with pick up lines.

Yes, there may be exceptions.

But most times, women know what hits straight home. So for all the women who can’t wait to sweep her partner off her feet… here are a few failproof lesbian pick up lines.

726. Can I take you with me and work you from home?

727. I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread.

728. I’ll tap that, Bitch. You’re so fine.

729. Are you a fan of the Teletubbies? Because you have the appearance of Tinkie Winkie.

730. If you’re a burger, can you be the buns to my meat?

731. Hey, I misplaced my underwear; may I borrow yours?

732. To swallow you, I don’t need a spoonful of sugar.

733. It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.

734. Nice ass… What time is it available?

735. So how do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

736. When I’m around you I can’t think straight.

737. Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?

738. I’m reminded of a Twinkie when I see you. You cream in my mouth every time I bite into you.

739. You would be perfect for this movie I’m shooting it’s called “Dirty Sanchez”

740. If I could make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!

741. Every morning, I envy the coffee cup that kisses your lips.

742. Stop undressing me with your eyes! Make use of your teeth!

743. Is it okay if I curl up in your arms and fall asleep to the beat of your heart? Because that appears to be a wonderful idea.

744. I’m going to make you come with a toy inside because you remind me of a Happy Meal.

745. Nice legs! They’d look better on my shoulders.

746. Your face is a work of art. Let’s frame it. We should frame it with my legs.

747. Have you ever purchased a vibrator before? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

748. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

749. Because of you I wish I was a lesbian. Wait. I’m already a lesbian!

750. Are you straight? If so, I’m sure I can make you a lesbian.

Do you have a hard time coming up with good pick-up lines? Don’t worry, buddy. You’re not alone. We’ve all been there.

But, okay, let’s look at the bright side with these, shall we?

Bad pick up lines

You read so many nice pick-up lines. So, would you mind if I unleash the bad ones here? Welp! Doesn’t matter because I already have this crazy compilation of bad pick-up lines that’ll make you gag with cringe!

751. Are you a watermelon? I want your juice.

752. If I won a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d love to have a galaxy in my hand.

753. If your heart is broken, come to me. I’m good at mending.

754. Do you want to visit Pisa’s Leaning Tower? I could take a picture of it and send it to you.

755. Have you had a chance to try KFC’s Longer burger?

756. Are you a child of Satan? Cause I feel you are a bad, bad girl

757. Hello, booty-full!

758. Do you want me to choke you or choke you?

759. Someone call the cops because that hotness has to be illegal.

760. Do you like lollipops or a chocobar?

761. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, let’s have sex inside my car.

762. Do you prefer BDSM or role play?

763. If you were heroin, I’d sniff you all day.

764. You exactly appear to be the naughty girl I was looking for.

765. You’re a Chinese person. I am an American citizen. Let’s create a hybrid.

766. This week, will it be drinks or coffee?

767. I think I am suffering from a lack of Vitamin U!

768. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

769. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No?) Me neither but it broke the awkwardness right?

770. You’re as hot as the underside of my laptop.

771. Is this the Hogwarts Express, or something similar? Because it appears that you and I are on our way to a magical place.

772. Can you remove your clothes so I can see where your angel wings are hidden?

773. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine.

774. Were your parents’ aliens? Because there’s no one else on the planet like you!

775. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Bad? But what follows is the absolute worst…

Terrible pick up lines

Another list of the bad pick-up lines? Yes!

Hear me out: They may seem cringe-worthy at the moment, but trust me, what the good lists can’t teach you, these bad lists will.

776. I am planning for babies, will you be their mother/father?

777. Are you a dictator in the Middle East? Because a political uprising is brewing in my pants.

778. Do you believe in love at first swipe?

779. Do you wish to work? I’m looking for a woman who will stand by me while I spend my days playing video games.

780. Do you want to hook-up? I mean hang out…

781. Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I’d stuff you.

782. Are you still a virgin? Because you don’t deserve to be!

783. So, now that I’ve met you, can I update my Facebook relationship status to “In a relationship?”

784. Since we matched, how many times have you imagined me naked?

785. I could have prayed to God for an angel, but I was hoping you were a slut instead.

786. I hope you understand that I am fully committed to this tinder romance.

787. I wish I could be adenine so I could be paired with U.

788. I’d tell you a pizza joke, but it’s a little cheesy.

799. I’ve had sex with a total of -1 women. Do you want to help me get back on track?

790. Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

791. Is it really less than a mile away? You’re in the bone zone, baby, so be careful!

792. Are you autumn? Because whenever you pass, I fall like leaves.

793. Is there a chance I’ll catch you naked tonight?

794. You have no idea how many times I had to swipe left in order to find you!

795. You have the best smile I’ve ever seen. What do you do to make it so infectious?

796. You must be a tiny wooden stick, and I must be a small amount of red phosphorus… We’re a good match.

797. Do you think you’d dance if I asked you to?

798. We’re a perfect match! Isn’t the next step to set a wedding date?

799. We’d have sexy babies.

800. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

I know you’re surprised that these phrases were actually used by someone… but wait you haven’t yet known the worst.

Worst pick up lines

Coming through… Another list of the worst pick-up lines you can find on the internet!

Well, if you don’t start cringing while reading this… then you must be an alien. So, let’s find out how cringe-resistant you are!

801. You look Bubbly, but you are cute.

802. If you want to take on a challenge, then try and seduce me in 5 minutes.

803. Lust or love? What’s your type?

804. Describe your sex life with a movie line.

805. What would you prefer: a French kiss or an Australian kiss?

806. How would you punish? Blindfolded or handcuffed?

807. Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn!

808. Are you a letter box? I want to drop something into you.

809. Do you like dogs? And dog style?

810. You look like a prize chicken. I cannot decide whether I should eat you or save you.

811. You know what you would look really sexy in? My lap.

812. Will you be my couch because I feel absolutely exhausted.

813. Are you married? Please say No

814. Have you ever been cheated? What a stupid (wo)man he would have been.

815. Do you have the w-Hole because I just have a thing.

816. I have good taste, so show me what you’re wearing.

817. Would you hook up for the sake of having fun or for true love?

818. Will you tell me to leave or get in(side) you if I come to your house?

819. Will you be offended if I tell you I like you?

820. You look like my today’s evening snack.

821. I’m good at algebra, so I could take your X and you wouldn’t have to worry about figuring out Y.

822. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

823. Come on, let’s calculate our coefficient of friction.

824. I would absolutely love to be your personal hotspot.

825. Why don’t we return to my house and form a covalent bond?

The next set of pick up lines actually has the ability to turn your dream date into a nightmare!

So be careful when you use these because they are the baddest of all…

Shitty pick up lines

Shitty, terrible, worst… does this list ever end? These pick-up lines are as shitty as a cold coffee without ice in it.

Who likes that?

826. Because I’m the only one left for you… PROM?

827. Are you a plastic water bottle? Cause I’m not going to use you!

828. I’m not interested in TikTok, because I’m capable of lasting much longer than 15 seconds.

829. Did you know I’m kind of like a Rubik’s cube? The more you play with me, the harder I become.

830. I got the cake but I need your cream to fill it up.

831. I see you have a nice TikTox, girl. Can you send it to me without the ‘k’ and ‘o’?

832. I’m Nike and you’re McDonald’s. I’m doin’ it and you’re lovin’ it.

833. Kinkey but replace the ‘kin’ with ‘mon’

834. Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d trade all my views just to be with you.

835. You should call life alert because I’ve fallen and am unable to rise.

836. You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

837. Girl, you look amazing in that dress; it beats the sharp and vibrant retina display any day.

838. City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

839. Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

840. Have you got 8 seconds? Do you want to see me unload my six-shooter?

841. Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.

842. Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.

843. Wear nothing today; I’ll take them off anyway. Warm greetings on your birthday, sweetheart.

844. Happy birthday sexy! Can I blow your candle?

845. Are you a package handler? I need my package boxed.

846. Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

847. I didn’t drink too much champagne at the wedding. I’m completely enthralled by you!

848. I heard that you have tattoos and you do squats… let me put a ring on your finger.

849. Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we moved fast.

850. You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!  

That was it.

But wait, I am not letting you go without a quick guide on…


How to use a pick up line?

Pick-up lines may seem funny and flirty, but that’s not always the case… especially if you don’t know how to use them.   

Wrong pick-up lines, wrong timing, and the wrong person can ruin your whole mood, let alone the date.

So, when you’re using a pick-up line, you must be mindful about a few things before hitting the send button, including…

1. Use right kind of pick-up lines

Whenever you’re using a pick-up line, make your pick extremely wisely. You may have different comfort levels with different people and you must be mindful of that.

Further, irrelevant and out-of-the-line pick-up lines can be a huge mood-killer, so BEWARE!

When you want to make them smile, use funny pick up lines but in an attempt to make them laugh, don’t go overboard and ruin everything instead.

Make use of pick up lines that can communicate your intention without being offensive.

2. Wait for the right moment

Just imagine, someone coming at you with a pick up line, when you’re all worked up. How would you react? Exactly my point.

So, next time when you use a one-liner at the time your partner is trying to tell you something serious, beware of the consequences.

If you really want your pick up lines to work, then you gotta choose the right moment to do so.

It can help you impress your date, or make a friend cackle but only if you remember to use it when everything is smooth and breezy.

3. Confidence is key!

I think this is the most important tip that you need to know when you’re using a pick-up line. It may be the right moment, and the right person and also the right pick-up line, but if you can’t hit it with absolute confidence… it will still miss the target!

So, walk in with your head high, look into their eyes and now say it out loud!

Trust me, there’s something about confidence, nothing can replace it.

4. Keep building the conversation

Don’t just stop after the pick-up line, keep the conversation going. Show your partner that you really mean what you say and these are not just random in the air.  

Otherwise, it can really be awkward for both – your partner and you – and I am sure you don’t want that.

5. Don’t be too cheesy…

I can bet that the pick-up lines you read above must have made you cringe at least once!

Then imagine how irritating and cringey it would be for the person if you add more “cheese” to it.

So, avoid trying too hard to impress someone, as that would eventually appear as cringey and corny… even though that wasn’t your intention.

A word from ThePleasantConversation

Now that you’ve all that you need to impress your date… it’s time for some action.

But be mindful of the timing and the environment surrounding you. I remember an incident when my classmate came at my friend with a super corny math pick-up line, just after she was schooled by our math professor. Trust me, that did NOT end well….

So, be careful of what you say, because you don’t wanna offend anyone… at least not your crush.

Be confident, be cool, be sassy and most importantly be you… because there’s no one like you!