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Ask these Dirty Would You Rather Questions to Spice up the Conversation [350+ Questions]

Ask these Dirty Would You Rather Questions to Spice up the Conversation [350+ Questions]

Updated on May 17, 2022 | Published on Oct 19, 2021

Reviewed by Julianne Cantarella, MSW, LSW , Certified Relationship Coach

Ask these Would You Rather Questions Dirty to Spice up the Conversation

You may wonder what Would you rather questions dirty are.

If you have been playing the ‘would you rather game’ and it is deprived of all the flirt and dirt, you missed such an arresting part of the game!

I am sure you are aware of the unquestionable entertainment provided by this game.

Whether you are sitting with your best friends, siblings, cousins, co-workers, or even family friends, you can always flavor up the otherwise dry Would you rather with these dirty questions to warm up the get-together.

With no more talking let’s simply jump into the dirty gossip and keep yourself on the edge with the nasty and seducing chat!

First up, we have some good would you rather questions dirty in the list.

350+  Would You Rather Questions Dirty to Spice up the Conversation
350+ Would You Rather Questions Dirty to Spice up the Conversation

Good would you rather questions dirty

Who told you a dirty conversation cannot be a good one? Well, with the ‘Good’ prefix here, no one is trying to subtle down the fever of the moment.

In fact, this one is going to be a good list of dirty and inviting talk among naughty-minded people!

Are you up for it? Let’s go!

1. Would you rather lick someone’s chin or suck someone’s thumb?

2. Would you rather whip or be whipped?

3. Would you rather have sex with the light on or the light off?

4. Would you rather be on top or bottom?

5. Would you rather get spanked or do the spanking?

6. Would you rather have good food or good sex?

7. Would you rather have a good sleep or sex all night?

8. Would you rather have sex with a cop or a thief?

9. Would you rather have a sexy voice or a sexy body?

10. Would you rather have your hair pulled, or get your back scratched?

11. Would you rather play a bad doctor or a bad teacher?

12. Would you rather have sex in the morning or at night?

13. Would you rather have a kinky or a romantic sex partner?

14. Would you rather be naked once in public or never be naked?

15. Would you rather have a hickey or give a hickey?

16. Would you rather play a good role or a bad role?

17. Would you rather have sex tools or veggies for self-love?

18. Would you rather get beaten up for having sex or get beaten up for intoxicating?

19. Would you rather ask everybody to give you a sex tip or life advice?

20. Would you rather have sex with an able body who hates you or a handicap who loves you?

It couldn’t have been a better start to have the naughtiest of conversations. And that’s precisely why it was a question list of Good Would You Rather Questions Dirty.

Next up, it’s time to team the slimy talk with some giggles and laughter… So, let’s move on to our next list which is full of Funny Would You Rather Questions Dirty!

Funny would you rather questions dirty

If you have been lured by the previous list of dirty questions already, this list is going to be pure fun for you.

You must be in need of a funny conversation, but not funny alone! Let the talk be juicy and Grimmy with added humor and keep feeling the warmth all the way down to the list.

21. Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000?

22. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work?

23. Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude?

24. Would you rather have a cupboard full of sex toys or kinky outfits?

25. Would you rather have sex in the shower or on the kitchen table?

26. Would you rather have clean pubic hair or extra-long pubic hair?

27. Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger or your cousin?

28. Would you rather be chained or be blindfolded?

29. Would you rather have a partner who is a saint or someone who is super horny?

30. Would you rather have a bad breath or a smelly armpit?

31. Would you rather call your boss’ name or your doctor’s name while masturbating?

32. Would you rather clear a cum or clear a vomit?

33. Would you rather pee during sex or vomit during sex?

34. Would you rather have a partner with nipple piercing or a clit piercing?

35. Would you rather sneeze every time you orgasm, or have an orgasm every time you sneeze?

36. Would you rather have sex with your cousin secretly or not have sex with your cousin but be rumored that you did?

37. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your girlfriend’s parents?

38. Would you rather have your balls the size of grapes or the size of a watermelon?

39. Would you rather have no penis or grow three penises?

40. Would you rather have penises for fingers or a finger for your penis?

Done with imagining the humorous nose and nipple situation? You must have had a lot of fun with this dirty and hilarious compilation.

By the way, are you ready for the turn-on moments now? Because the coming list is going to be difficult if you want to keep yourself from getting turned on.

After all, the list contains all things Sexual! 😉

Sexual would you rather questions dirty

Try to hold yourself from turning on if you can, because from now on, the lists are not going to have the slightest mercy on you!

The questions are going to be horny, the chat is going to fire up, your hearts racing at a faster speed and each of you is going to feel every bit of the stimulation with these naughty and Sexual Would You Rather Questions Dirty.

41. Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your boss?

42. Would you rather have sex at specified times or be surprised by it randomly?

43. Would you rather be in a faithless marriage or a sexless marriage?

44. Would you rather do sex right before bed or be woken up by it?

45. Would you rather have sex on the dining table or on the kitchen platform?

46. Would you rather have sex more in the winter or in summer?

47. Would you rather have sex with someone of the same sex as you, opposite sex?

48. Would you rather have sex with someone from a different race or the same race as you?

49. Would you rather french kiss your favorite model or french kiss your favorite actor?

50. Would you rather laugh out loud while being fucked or cry out loud?

51. Would you rather have really adventurous sex or same loving sex for the rest of your life?

52. Would you rather have sex with a person who is famous or rich?

53. Would you rather have sex with the same person for the rest of your life or have sex with 4 people at a time?

54. Would you rather get married for sex or get married for love?

55. Would you rather have a threesome with 2 strangers or have sex with any one of your choices?

56. Would you rather Rinse cum or wipe off cum in bed?

57. Would you rather watch your favorite television couple have sex or recite their wedding vows?

58. Would you rather get cum in your hair or right in your eye?

59. Would you rather have a blast of gushing cum fluid after sex or have sex without cum?

60. Would you rather learn how to have good sex or how to have a lasting relationship?

Now that you’re all warmed up, the conversation has to be continued no matter who is running late for a personal commitment!

So, let’s just begin with some Gross Would You Rather Questions Dirty, because we simply cannot stop charging ourselves from the dirty tonic.

Gross would you rather questions dirty

Now, the conversation has to be gross and amusing, it has to be whole and naked!

To take the dirty conversation to a fuller and complete level of satisfaction, here’s a gross list that contains some super-dirty thoughts.

61. Would you rather swallow or spit?

62. Would you rather lose your sexual organs or gain 60 pounds in stubborn fat?

63. Would you rather post a dirty tape of us online or send our friends privately with our faces blurred?

64. Would you rather have it against the wall or on the floor?

65. Would you rather fall for a pretty face with a bad body shape or a perfect body shape with an unattractive face?

66. Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?

67. Would you rather be with someone who has a low sex drive or someone who has a sex addiction?

68. Would you rather cuddle up in front of a fireplace, or light your fire in bed?

69. Would you rather wrestle naked in a tomato pudding or chocolate pudding?

70. Would you rather want a bad boy/naughty girl or a nice guy/ nice lady?

71. Would you rather talk about gross things during sex or have quiet sex?

72. Would you rather drink a glass of pee or eat a teaspoon of poop?

73. Would you rather have sex after dinner or after drinks?

74. Would you rather undress first or get along first and then undress?

75. Would you rather sleep with your lover’s sibling or your best friend’s sibling?

76. Would you rather be a lusty beggar or a rich saint?

77. Would you rather have sex with your pet or cousin?

78. Would you rather have sex on the rooftop or terrace?

79. Would you rather make out in Croatia or Japan?

80. Would you rather have Maggi during sex or Hakka noodles?

A big shout out to all the dirty minds who made it through the list answering the whole of nasty questions, full of grimy thoughts and no escape from the lust!

Since you have already made up your mind to enjoy the list further, there is a bonus for you coming up.

Feeling the lust and flirting is not enough. To take your fun a level up, the next list has been sprinkled with the best of Weird Would You Rather Dirty Questions!

Weird would you rather questions dirty

Whenever your conversation goes through a dip in interest, never forget to add these weird talks to make it all the more engaging and humorous for the crowd!

The list is going to remind you of all the weird sex moments that you have had in bed and it’s going to trigger some weird intimate fantasies in your head.

So, get ready, bub! 😉

81. Would you rather smell like body odor for a year or have terrible acne for 2 years?

82. Would you rather kiss someone with a coffee breath or onion breath?

83. Would you rather kiss someone who always wears lots of lip gloss or who always has cracked lips?

84. Would you rather live in a world of sex toys or Disney toys?

85. Would you rather have terrible breath or weird ear wax?

86. Would you rather press a rewind button to get a glimpse of your last sex or never have such a button in your life?

87. Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the public toilet?

88. Would you rather have stinky sex or painful sex?

89. Would you rather make out with someone at a strip club or make out with someone at a funeral

90. Would you rather have sex on periods or never have one in your life?

91. Would you rather rub with fingers or with toes?

92. Would you rather have sex with a weird person or a funny person?

93. Would you rather have sex in front of your pet or your children?

94. Would you rather have sex with your boots on or off?

95. Would you rather wear a torn panty or a torn bra?

96. Would you rather get a haircut done in a ladies parlor or get a down there trimming done in a ladies parlor?

97. Would you rather grow hair all over your butt or all over your neck?

98. Would you rather grow an extra butt or an extra nipple?

99. Would you rather have a mustache on your organ or have extra long hair on your stomach?

100. Would you rather pass urine through your nose or pass cum through your nose?

Weird, funny, and engaging! That was all we expected from smelly sex conversation. Juicy and nasty as well, but that was way too easy up till here. If your naughty brains are not in favor of these easy-going answers, it’s time to complicate the sexy chit-chat.

Next up, we have Hardest Would You Rather Questions Dirty, to make it all the more thoughtful and pondering for you.

Hardest would you rather questions dirty

Don’t hesitate from engaging your brain into the deeper level of witchy thoughts, because this dirt is worth your intelligence!

After all, the naughty brain has to do some exercise as well.

Don’t blame us if the hard questions make you feel harder down there…

101. Would you rather sleep with someone on the first date or wait for six months?

102. Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?

103. Would you rather be 10 pounds heavier than the present weight or 10 pounds lighter?

104. Would you rather make out with your biggest crush for ten seconds or your lover for an hour?

105. Would you rather give up cuddling for a month or tight hugs for a month?

106. Would you rather give up morning sex or morning breakfast?

107. Would you rather cheat on your spouse and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?

108. Would you rather have a premature climax or never climax at all?

109. Would you rather be surprised in bed or always know what’s coming for you?

110. Would you rather call the wrong name in bed or have your partner call the wrong name in bed?

111. Would you rather prefer an inch taller down there or an inch shorter?

112. Would you rather have splendid sex that lasts ten minutes or average sex that lasts an hour?

113. Would you rather talk in a seducing way prior to sex or we cuddle up in a romantic way for hours after doing it?

114. Would you rather walk in on your best friend having sex or have your best friend walk in on you having sex?

115. Would you rather dominate or be dominated?

116. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to have sex with anyone and any time you want?

117. Would you rather have unlimited love or unlimited sex?

118. Would you rather be an ugly genius or a hot moron?

119. Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?

120. Every time you have sex it takes one day off your life. How much do you have?

You felt it right? You must have found yourself deeply indulged in the filthy gossip, but you are yet to feel the best of it.

To take you for an all-out dirty conversation, the next list brings the Best Would You Rather Questions Dirty!

Best would you rather questions dirty

Among all the lists of dirty would you rather questions, there are always some best picks which no one wants to miss on.

And that takes me to the following list of questions compiled using the best of our naughty and spicy picks!

121. Would you rather we recreate a dirty scene of what we had watched before or do our usual stuff?

122. Would you rather be in control in bed or show your prowess each time?

123. Would you rather have a one-night stand at your parents’ house or their parent’s house?

124. Would you rather be given flowers or candy by your partner before making out?

125. Would you rather always initiate sex or wait for the other one to initiate?

126. Would you rather go on a blind date or a speed date?

127. Would you rather fall in love or fall in lust?

128. Would you rather fuck an immature or have sex with only old people for the rest of your life?

129. Would you rather find out your lover had sex with their ex or your lover had sex with their distant cousin?

130. Would you rather have sex with a stranger every year or one person for the rest of your life?

131. Would you rather sleep after sex or go to office after sex?

132. Would you rather have sex on a tree or on a boat?

133. Would you rather get your balls shaved or waxed?

134. Would you rather hook up with your neighbor or your distant cousin?

135. Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or school-time crush?

136. Would you rather go to a prostitute every time you want to have sex or go to your spouse every time you want to have sex?

137. Would you rather have your dirty deeds broadcasted forever or a naked body revealed in public forever?

138. Would you rather smell terrible and you can’t smell it or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it?

139. Would you rather make out as a vampire or make out as a wizard?

140. Would you rather have 20 kids or never be able to have or adopt children?

With the best list still heating you up, we have come up with a special list for our spoiled brats.

If the toxic norms are burdening you with negative thoughts and hormones are behaving crazy and wayward, it’s high time that you take a break.

And guess what, this break will be a memorable one!

Would you rather teenage questions dirty

The break should be one that not just gives you an escape from the depressing matters and unacceptable mindsets, it should also be a treat for the racing hormones. You get that?

That’s exactly what the following list of Would You Rather Teenage Questions Dirty is gonna do!

141. Would you rather be with someone who refuses to kiss you or someone who refuses to give you oral sex?

142. Would you rather receive nudes or accidentally send nudes?

143. Would you rather lick ice cream off someone’s body or whipped cream?

144. Would you rather receive lingerie or dirty video cassettes as a sexy gift?

145. Would you rather have your roommate catch you masturbating or having sex?

146. Would you rather have less orgasm every time you had sex or best orgasms once in a while?

147. Would you rather kiss your gym trainer or a hot teacher?

148. Would you rather have more foreplay with your partner or more sex with your partner?

149. Would you rather poke her mouth first or her down there first?

150. Would you rather make out with someone playing this game right now or go on playing for hours?

151. Would you rather get married to only one person or to multiple people?

152. Would you rather remain a dirty teen or a bad uncle/ aunty?

153. Would you rather watch 50 Shades Of Grey or read 50 Shades Of Grey?

154. Would you rather accidentally fart during sex or during an exam?

155. Would you rather shower together or alone?

156. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the dirtiest person?

157. Would you rather not be able to taste food or cum?

158. Would you rather suck your own nipples for an hour or your friend’s nipples for an hour?

159. Would you rather live with a hot crush or your love?

160. Would you rather have only one food to eat every day or one person to have sex with every day?

That must have been the best escape from the stress that has been bothering you lovely souls!

The adults don’t need to regret either. We have an equally appetizing talk for them with the coming list Would You Rather Questions for Adults Dirty!

Would you rather questions for adults dirty

With all those 18 plus thoughts and experiences you must have a lot to chatter away.

Adults, this is the best place to showcase all the fantasies, naughty thoughts, and experiences. A quick alert, this list is going to test your hormones! 😉

161. Would you rather be caught having sex or have someone knowingly watch you have sex?

162. Would you rather have a quickie or all-night sex?

163. Would you rather have your dirty search history published or never be able to get aroused watching a porn movie?

164. Would you rather read dirty adult books or watch dirty adult content?

165. Would you rather never use a dildo again or never use a vibrator again?

166. Would you rather use a colorful or patterned condom?

167. Would you rather taste a chocolate-flavored condom or a vanilla-flavored condom?

168. Would you rather do anal play or oral play?

169. Would you rather take a pill or have him wear a condom?

170. Would you rather tease with hot chocolate or ice cubes?

171. Would you rather have a partner who loves oral sex or is obsessed with anal sex?

172. Would you rather come to know that your lover was secretly bisexual or was secretly gay?

173. Would you rather give a handjob in public or get a hand job in public?

174. Would you rather have balcony sex or shower sex?

175. Would you rather suck in a sleeping position or suck in a kneeled position?

176. Would you rather have amazing conversations or amazing sex?

177. Would you rather play a ‘dirty would you rather’  game or play ‘dirty conversation starters’ before sex?

178. Would you rather get wasted and kiss your ex or fuck your best friend?

179. Watch a naked pole dance or a naked folk dance

180. Have a hangover and forget with whom you slept or to whom you gave loans?

Nothing but pure explicit gossip with wide-open kinky ideas starting from lusty quickies to romantic hickeys. This is getting so enthralling now!

When everybody is having their share of dirty talks, it’s time for the girls to have fun with all the slimy ideas and witchy sex statements of their life.

Here you go with Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Girls!

Dirty would you rather questions for girls

There is no big deal if you’re already into the dirty flow of this article.

But, if you want to have a stronger grasp on the captivating gossip with girls and lead it to a naughty night, you must go through the following questions exclusively for girls!

181. Would you rather have perfect boobs or a perfect butt?

182. Would you rather be a virgin until you are 40 years old or never be able to have sex after 40?

183. Would you rather have sex in a car or in a three-wheeler?

184. Would you rather have a broken hymen or never get your hymen broken?

185. Would you rather be naked or wear a full-coverage bra to tease him?

186. Would you rather wear comfy clothes or sexy clothes to allure him?

187. Would you rather get a tattoo with my name on your boobs or butt?

188. Would you rather make out in an elevator or the back seat of a cab?

189. Would you rather give a lap dance or a striptease?

190. Would you rather make love four times a day for a month straight or not make love for a month?

191. Would you rather be with a guy who makes you cum with his mouth or with his organ?

192. Would you rather play a sexy maid or a sexy nurse?

193. Would you rather have a threesome or a foursome?

194. Would you rather be terrible at kissing or at giving blowjobs?

195. Would you rather wear lingerie every day or never wear a bra again?

196. Would you rather drink from a funnel or do a keg stand?

197. Would you rather get your nipples chewed up for an hour or licked for an hour

198. Would you rather grow an extra breast or an extra pussy?

199. Would you rather have anal, front, and oral together or just vanilla sex?

200. Would you rather jump naked or dance naked in bed?

Why should girls have all the fun? Right, guys? That’s not going to be the case here, the girls have definitely had their luring time together, but the guys are not going to have a dry day either!

Next, we have Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Guys!

Dirty would you rather questions for guys

Starting from great sex to a great place to have sex, guys, this list is going to be the best of all times because the questions are just meant to be for guys exclusively!

There’s no scope of wasting your time on any sort of unrelatable stuff that comes your way; every single question is going to turn you harder.

201. Guys, would you rather be great at sex and have a bad physique or be bad at sex and have a great physique?

202. Would you rather date a lady with big boobs and no ass or one with a big ass and flat boobs?

203. Would you rather marry a cute high-school girl or your college hookup?

204. Would you rather be a male prostitute or be a pimp?

205. Would you rather have sex when you’re drunk or when you’ve taken weed?

206. Would you rather make her swallow sperm or have unprotected sex and cum inside her making her pregnant?

207. Would you rather have sex involving melted chocolate or whipped cream?

208. Would you rather get your ex-pregnant or your girlfriend’s sister pregnant?

209. Would you rather be with 10 girls at a time or 1 girl forever?

210. Would you rather live in the Playboy palace or live at a strip club?

211. Would you rather let her rub you only or let her suck you only?

212. Would you rather live as a beggar or a porn star?

213. Would you rather cover me in edible body paint or edible undergarments?

214. Would you rather make her pregnant and take the responsibility or get the child aborted?

215. Would you rather see your parents having sex or have your parents watch you having sex?

216. Would you rather have pillows or boobs to sleep on?

217. Would you rather thrust or be thrusted?

218. Would you rather lose your phone at a club or lose your sex organ?

219. Would you rather date someone with the perfect body or with the perfect moves in the bedroom?

220. Would you rather watch your dog hump another dog or have him stare you down while you’re having sex?

Asking the questions to guys and getting juicy replies must have made the conversation a thrilling one!

Girls, don’t you want to have some “dirty” time together with your boyfriends? Do you wish to know what are the places he’s going to give you hickey and where would you exactly be bitten?

If yes, go on and check the list of dirty would you rather questions for your boyfriend!

Dirty would you rather questions for your boyfriend

Enough of having those clean lovebird conversations with your honey! Don’t you think your love is a little bored of the dry conversations?

It’s time to show your kinky side. Ask him all the dirty questions that pop in your head and let him give a drenching reply.

221. Would you rather be kissed on the neck over and over or be kissed all over?

222. Would you rather be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette?

223. Would you rather cum after one minute or take an hour to cum every time?

224. Would you rather lick every inch of my body or bite every inch of my body?

225. Would you rather have average sex every day for the rest of your life or great sex once a year for the rest of your life?

226. Would you rather kiss a co-worker in the office or a childhood friend?

227. Would you rather your special one calls you “Daddy” or “Honey”?

228. Would you rather use protection or use the pull-out method?

229. Would you rather your parents saw semen on the couch or used condoms?

230. Would you rather have a girl shaved pubic region or a waxed pubic region?

231. Would you rather have sex with a dark skin partner or a fair skin partner?

232. Would you rather have a fat and seducing partner or a slim and sexy partner?

233. Would you rather such her down there first or get your down there sucked first?

234. Would you rather have unprotected sex with your ex or unprotected sex with a total stranger?

235. Would you rather have man boobs or a 2-inch penis?

236. Would you rather have your girlfriend laugh uncontrollably whenever she saw you naked or cry uncontrollably?

237. Would you rather sleep with someone whose body is always burning hot or freezing cold?

238. Would you rather have sex in a restaurant full of people or masturbate on a bus full of people?

239. Would you rather fuck someone with nipple piercings or clit piercings?

240. Would you rather date someone into intense BDSM or someone who likes bland, vanilla sex?

Bad girl, you must have turned him ON throughout this! Take a pause and make out if you don’t wish to control the force. But if he could just make you feel better, nothing like it!

The next set is full of Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Girlfriend…

Dirty would you rather questions for your girlfriend

There is no question of her being uncomfortable as long as you can keep it entertaining and engaging for her. But she may definitely get bored of the conversation if your list lacks the spice!

Girls don’t like boring conversations. There cannot be a better way of knowing her mood than getting along with these seducing chats…

241. Would you rather suck me nicely or give me a lap dance?

242. Would you rather never wear underwear again or never wear a bra again?

243. Would you rather be a virgin or have sex with your enemy?

244. Would you rather shop for sex toys or lingerie?

245. Would you rather have a partner that remains loose down there but wets insanely or one that remains tight but never ever gets wet?

246. Would you rather dump someone after having bad sex or after having a bad fight?

247. Would you rather have a boyfriend with an extremely big member that hurts throughout the inter-course or one with a very small member that barely makes you feel anything?

248. Would you rather use watery lube or oily lube?

249. Would you rather have me give you a hickey on your shoulders or on your breasts?

250. Would you rather take off your partner’s underwear with your teeth or tease them with your tongue till they themselves take off their underwear?

251. Would you rather give me a seductive massage or sit in my lap and tease me?

252. Would you rather have sex missionary style or doggy style?

253. Would you rather your special one calls you “Sexy” or “Baby”?

254. Would you rather try choking or nipple clamps?

255. Would you rather keep changing sex partners every month or every day?

256. Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?

257. Would you rather have butt implants or fake boobs?

258. Would you rather have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys or sex with one super hot guy?

259. Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss or have your partner actually piss on you?

260. Would you rather get kissed on the lips only or on every part of your body, except for your lips?

Lucky you if she surprised you with the ugliest of thoughts. Told you, girls are not that “vanilla” type!

If you don’t want to break the chain of sexy talks and saucy questions here, neither do we. This is precisely why the next list is meant for any and every type of couple who wish to have a sizzling time together.

Here you go with the Dirty Would You Rather Questions for The Couple list!

Dirty would you rather questions for couples

What can be better for a couple who has already sorted their future than to indulge in a ripened gossip with foul and sexy ideas to wet you both!

Don’t waste a moment here and dive straight into the arousing chit-chat.

261. Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded while doing sex?

262. Would you have a partner with a fat one down there or a long one down there?

263. Would you rather bite someone’s ear during sex or bite someone’s lip during sex?

264. Would you rather give up oral sex or give up penetrative sex?

265. Would you rather let your spouse date your best friend or your enemy?

266. Would you rather cuddle every day and have sex once a week or have sex every day and cuddle once a week?

267. Would you rather finger or be fingered under the table of a busy restaurant or under the table at your parent’s place?

268. Would you rather be rough all the time or be slow and caring all the time?

269. Would you rather be with someone who walks around the house naked all the time or someone who wears the kinkiest outfits around the house?

270. Would you rather know my sex fantasy or tell me yours?

271. Would you rather try something new in bed tonight or go for one of our favorites?

272. Would you rather be a submissive partner during sex and dominant in other decisions or a dominant partner during sex and submissive in other decisions?

273. Would you rather be naked in front of your ex again or the person to your right?

274. Would you rather join the mile-high club or have a threesome?

275. Would you rather have sex in snowfall or rain?

276. Would you rather have an intense make-out session with your teddy bear or with a big sex doll?

277. Would you rather sprain your ankle during sex or break your partner’s hips?

278. Would you rather trip and fall while having shower sex or fall off the bed while having morning sex?

279. Would you rather be able to watch birds have sex or elephants have sex?

280. Would you rather go on a honeymoon again or visit your hometown?

With couples enjoying all the triggers and stimulations of the moment, why should friends remain all-clear all the time?

This is just not so fair. Guys and girls, you need to sauce up your plates!

The following list is Would You Rather Questions Dirty for Friends:

Would you rather questions dirty for Friends

Discussing your well-being and well-wishers are age-old methods of having a get-together.

It’s time to widen up your resources and have an entirely explicit talk about all your sexually arousing fantasies. And why worry when you are at the correct page to back you up with all the porn-y questions?

281. Would you rather have sex in a smelly bathroom or on a wet bed?

282. Would you rather go on playing this dirty ‘would you rather question’ game or we get warm for a while?

283. Would you rather watch a girl on a girl or a guy on a guy video to get warm?

284. Would you rather pay or be paid to have sex?

285. Would you rather kiss every person at this place or sleep with one person here?

286. Would you rather have a girlfriend who was an ex-porn star, or is currently a porn star?

287. Would you rather bring someone in bed by force or romance?

288. Would you rather have financial troubles or sexual troubles in life?

289. Would you rather your Instagram fans see your nudes or your family members?

290. Would you rather watch a threesome between transgenders or same-sex?

291. Would you rather give anal sex to a new old woman or get oral sex from a new old woman?

292. Would you rather date a guy or girl who cums in 10 seconds or who takes at least 3 hours to cum?

293. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?

294. Would you rather spank or restrain your partner during sex?

295. Would you rather have sex with the person sitting to your left or to your right?

296. Would you rather have a dysfunctional erection in the middle of sex or start bleeding at the end of sex?

297. Would you rather fuck someone with a foot fetish or a diaper fetish?

298. Would you rather have someone accidentally bite down on your dick or your balls?

299. Would you rather show off a hickey or with lipstick/ tooth marks on your neck?

300. Would you rather have sex with someone who was so loud that they woke the neighbors or someone who was entirely silent?

Gone are days when calls were supposed to have just friendly talk!

Don’t stop scrolling the list especially if you are in need of dirty topics for a phone call conversation. Below is the list of Dirty Would You Rather Questions Over the Phone….

Dirty would you rather questions over phone

Investing so much time, heading the device in your hands, but just to talk about clean and usual gossip? You’re doing it all wrong!

The world is way ahead of such boring conversations because now we have all sizzled up peppery nude and naked talks to make the phone call a hot chat Spot. Here you go with the list!

301. Would you rather talk dirty to me over the phone or through text/picture messages?

302. Would you rather have sex at the movies or in the jungle?

303. Would you rather masturbate every day for the rest of your life or never be able to masturbate again?

304. Would you rather lose your sense of feeling during sex or lose your sense of taste?

305. Would you rather have sex only in bed or only in places that are more adventurous?

306. Would you rather never get drunk with your partner or get drunk with your partner every single time you had sex?

307. Would you rather be with a sexy nude girl or the love of your life?

308. Would you rather masturbate all day or have sex all day?

309. Would you rather date someone with a ridiculously high body count or someone curious about your body count?

310. Would you rather give up masturbating for a whole year or sex for 1 month?

311. Would you rather talk about dirty things on call or about clean things on call?

312. Would you rather have group sex with strangers or with all your exes?

313. Would you rather have a leaked video of you masturbating or one where you’re having sex with someone?

314. Would you rather make out with your boss or watch your partner make out with their boss?

315. Would you rather sleep with only zombies or die a virgin?

316. Would you rather hear me moan or laugh out loud?

317. Would you rather fake orgasm sound on this call or cry in reality?

318. Would you rather be abducted by aliens and made out with them or possessed by a demon?

319. Would you rather have sex with a wild bear or with a wild wolf?

320. Would you rather talk to me along with touching your private parts or touching someone else’s private parts?

Why just phone calls, who said our texts need to be formal and innocent either?

If you want to add some life to the dull and boring hours, make the best use of this list of Dirty Would You Rather Questions Over Text!

Dirty would you rather questions over text

If you are done with the classic methods of conversations over texts, and the saintly “how are you” is simply not dazzling your mind and convincing you for a fun conversation, this list is for you.

Ping whomever you want and you’ll be comfortable with to have a fully titillating chat over text!

321. Would you rather receive an erotic sex letter or send a dirty text message to your crush?

322. Would you rather take a body shot off of me or me take a body shot off of you?

323. Would you rather take a bubble bath or a steamy shower?

324. Would you rather end a first date with sex or with a passionate kiss?

325. Would you rather get a dirty good morning text or a dirty good night text?

326. Would you rather go to bed alone all the time or share a bed with someone forever?

327. Would you rather have no sex forever or no emotional conversations forever?

328. Would you rather try sexting with every person you date or with no one at all?

329. Would you rather use a dildo or a vibrator?

330. Would you rather receive a seducing text message or a sexy nude photo?

331. Would you rather send me a sexy picture of yours or a sexy picture of your friend?

332. Would you rather watch me masturbate or have me watch you masturbate?

333. Would you rather prefer sex over text or sex over call?

334. Would you rather Text me all night or leave in 10 minutes?

335. Would you rather kiss me gently or kiss me aggressively?

336. Would you rather give up sexting or talking to me?

337. Would you rather buy me or sell me to someone?

338. Would you rather exchange me for diamonds or another guy or girl?

339. Would you rather get arrested and get bail by letting the cops touch me or kiss me?

340. Would you rather text me “hello asshole” or “hello hottie”?

That’s the type of conversation that naughty eyes hunt for instead of the serious text chats shadowed by the grey clouds of lifeless hours.

We find a similar gossip going on when two people in a relationship make a conversation. Don’t we?

If you don’t want to indulge in traditional relationship talking, we are on the same page of trying some best Would You Rather Questions for Relationships Dirty!

Would you rather questions relationships dirty

Do you think your relationship made you a wise and grave spirit, devoid of fun?

No matter how serious your relationship is, to make it last long and never lose the spark, you must swear by these deep would you rather questions for rekindling the spark.

The questions are definitely going to wake up your sensuality and stir up the sleeping sexual urges!

341. Would you rather hook up with your doctor or your teacher?

342. Would you rather be in a relationship with everyone that you have sex with or no one at all?

343. Would you rather kiss me in public or kiss me in private?

344. Would you rather have a lover who’s obsessed with your body or soul?

345. Would you rather be cheated on by a partner, or cheat on a partner?

346. Would you rather have no commitment, and random one-night stands, or true love but short lived relationships?

347. Would you rather find a sensual video of me with someone else or photos?

348. Would you rather spend time with me or be somewhere more important who helps you achieve your goals?

349. Would you rather have our children look like me or have them look like you?

350. Would you rather have a happy 12-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

351. Would you rather be caught kissing someone else or hugging and pressing someone else?

352. Would you rather have more money and less love or less money and unconditional love?

353. Would you rather be in a relationship with a passionate sex-loving person or a person who just loves to spend time with you?

354. Would you rather be with a competitive hard-working partner or a lazy but faithful partner?

355. Would you rather follow your heart or your head while taking decisions on your sex life?

356. Would you rather write me a love letter or sing me an erotic song?

357. Would you rather make love on rose petals and cushiony bed or fuck in a bar bathroom?

358. Would you rather give me a waist massage or a foot massage?

359. Would you pour and drink wine off me or pour and drink soda off me?

360. Would you want to watch me bathing naked in a swimming pool or changing my clothes in a bedroom?

I know it must be getting tough to control further if you have been through the entire list without a pause yet.

Guys and girls, if you think the bed is warm enough for you, talking won’t do it all! Go all out and do not forget to try out the most adventurous and kinky idea that caught your attention on the list.

5 Tips to make the game more intimate and dirty

To play The Dirty Would You Rather Game, having a list of dirty questions might suffice but it is not the best idea to miss on some tips and tricks that can make this game an intimate one, where you don’t end up hurting or offending others. 

It should all be close, fun, entertaining, comfortable and a loving conversation besides being a nasty one!

Let’s get our hands on the tips then:

1. Draw lines when needed

Be cautious while asking flirty questions because you don’t want anybody to question your morality and get offended with your talk.

The question asked is for sheer entertainment and it has no other motive, hence, make sure you do not cross your limits in any way.

2. Ask the correct Person

The reason I have individual lists of questions dedicated to individual groups of people is because I want you to ask the correct person a correct question to save you from awkward moments. 

3. Add points and scores

Once you are done with the cautious steps and measures, you can give scores to the people who answer the questions to make the game even more delightful and engaging.

This will help the members take the game in a sporting spirit instead of taking words to their heart and feeling accidentally offended.

This will further result in wide-open and juicier replies to make the game even more arousing.

4. Participate

Leading the game is fair enough, but you don’t want to miss participating in the game because you want each of the members to feel equal and at par with you. 

This will only help them keep up with the lively spirit of the game.

5. Hunt for nasty follow-ups

If you feel that you can get a step closer with a naughty follow-up question, this is going to help you bring the ideal intimacy into the game. If the comfort zone allows you, never fail to pose these dirty follow-up questions.

That was so easy and understandable, wasn’t it?

None of the tips is an uphill struggle to follow, they are all pretty friendly and positive thoughts that are going to enhance the quality of the dirty entertainment hours.

Over to you…

With that, it was an end to all the slimy, grimy, foul, witchy, naughty, nasty, and dirty conversations!

You must have covered every nook and corner of the dirtiness that was long swirling up your head.

Chatting and flirting is good, as long as you don’t sound creepy. In fact, one must be a little extra careful while talking about adult and dirty stuff because you never know when you will be judged for a question that hits the wrong spot.

Thus, to save yourself from the judgments, it is always best to take the help of one of these question game lists. The bonus is that no one can blame you, after all, you didn’t make the list! 😉